“Fidelity is currently valuing X at about $9.4 billion”

I found this funny.

  • @[email protected]
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    939 minutes ago

    Musk is and always has been an incompetent yet lucky scammer.

    Twitter will be bankrupt within two years.

  • @aluminium
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    440 minutes ago

    Still this much? Damn dude cooled off

  • @ikidd
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    220 minutes ago

    Tesla is next. I’m not sure even he can fuck up SpaceX but I’m sure he’ll give it the ol’ college try.

  • @tabular
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    262 hours ago

    I just checked and it’s worth nothing to anyone important.

  • @[email protected]
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    140 seconds ago

    Musk did not buy this as an investment. He bought it to flip elections and manipulate public opinion.

    Tesla is writing him a check that will cover the entire purchase price, and Saudi Arabia and Russia will pay the operating costs.

    Active users are what matters; if they lost 75% of their users then I’m paying attention.

  • @istoff
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    38 minutes ago

    If they influence the election to their desired outcome, then the value won’t matter. The damage will have been done.

    • @eronth
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      228 minutes ago

      While probably true, this still probably gets him all wound up.

  • @Red_October
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    462 hours ago

    Elon Musk’s greatest personal achievement has been his tireless work and incredible effort toward disproving the myth of Billionaire Exceptionalism.

  • I wish, I wish… I wish I was a fish.

    I wish there was an instrument other than the stock market whereby private individuals could combine their funds to perform hostile take-overs, and then manage them by pre-agreed conditions.

    Like: we’re going to buy Twitter, build an AP interface on it, federate it, and operate it like a non-profit. We’re going to have a set of these S core values, with yearly votes on changes proportional to investment. No single investor can own more than T percent of shares Investors can sell their shares, or buy shares. Stock will never spilt. Management salaries, combined, can never exceed more than M% of non-management combined salaries, and run it as a Holocracy. Or, maybe, shares can only be sold to employees, who have to sell to other employees when they leave.

    You know; try to design a good operating model that avoids the pitfalls of other companies, and can adapt when the model demonstrates perverse incentives. Put more thought into it than my ramblings above.

    But ten billion dollars is a lot of money to put together, and the rules I’d like to see necessarily exclude the sort of profit-only driven capitalists who’d be able to contribute heavy loads, and would limit the amount that could contribute.

    I may as well wish I were a fish.

  • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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    1645 hours ago

    Honestly terrifying that they still think it is worth that much.

    • @[email protected]
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      414 hours ago

      If someone were to buy it, ban the Nazis and get advertisers to come back it’s still salvageable, I guess. The longer Musk owns it, the bigger the chance is that it’ll become the next MySpace.

      • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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        52 hours ago

        I think MySpace is a more likely scenario that the former already.

      • @EnderMB
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        14 minutes ago

        At least the MySpace guy was able to run a fun site, cash out before social media became crazy, and spend the rest of his life having fun with that money.

        Trump will lose, and Musk will be holding on to a useless site that serves nothing. He’ll probably sell for a fraction of what he paid (not that it was his money in the first place), but by that point it’ll be too late. Twitter will be long dead.

    • @hushable
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      684 hours ago

      they still own the twitter trademark, that might be their biggest asset

      • SkavarSharraddas
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        183 hours ago

        Since they don’t seem to care about it, start using “tweet” for every social media post to devalue them further.

    • @[email protected]
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      03 hours ago

      This is the stock market, the value is set by what investors think the value could be. Mostly, they’re probably assuming people would come back if he sold it. Literally everyone knows the name Twitter.

      • @[email protected]
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        133 hours ago

        This actually isn’t the stock market, Twitter isn’t publicly traded since being bought.

        • @skyspydude1
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          33 hours ago

          Just because it’s not publicly traded, doesn’t mean that there isn’t stock nor that there’s no market. Usually, you can technically still buy/sell the stock, just not as a random member of the public on a public stock exchange like the NYSE or FTSE.

      • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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        12 hours ago

        I understand the basics. I still find it difficult to grasp why it is worth 9 billion.

      • @[email protected]
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        142 hours ago

        “Y’all my current portfolio is worth 9 BILLION dollars!” “Ah sick, seems to be going pretty well for you.” “Yeah, I’m down 75%”

        “Still worth billions tho” is one of the dumbest things I’ve heard on this platform and that’s saying a lot.

        • Red Army Dog Cooper
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          01 hour ago

          look even 1 billion is more than enough to live on for a lifetime and then quite a bit left over, so that is not really that dumb

          • @IamAnonymous
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            211 minutes ago

            While you are correct, that’s not the point of this article. It’s about how X lost value. Elon isn’t homeless, so yeah it’s still worth a lot of money.