• Bahnd Rollard
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    992 months ago

    The problem is almost never that the wind it blowing, its what the wind is blowing.

    • lemmyng
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      842 months ago

      In this case, I expect it’s going to be blowing those ratchet straps after they become unanchored, turning them into whips that’ll cleave the roof in half.

            • @[email protected]
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              Look man I’m not a sciencologist but if a big ol tree smacks into that strap maybe the strap doesn’t break but the metal tie downs? Idk man doesn’t seem like it would work out well for the house or straps

              • @[email protected]
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                A 2" wide straps is supposed to fail at about 10,000 pounds/4500kg of static load. The nylon strap will fail long before the metal hardware does, and the roof is going to fail before either of those do. If a large enough object fell on the strap, the most probable scenario is that the strap would end up acting like a wire cutter to the roof.

          • @Zombiepirate
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            172 months ago

            It’ll trampoline off into the neighbor’s house.

          • Fubber Nuckin'
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            It might break the roof. Those straps are nearly as wide as that truck’s brake lights, i don’t see them snapping so easily.

      • KillingTimeItself
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        22 months ago

        unanchored

        whips

        schrodingers whip. How is it both unanchored and a whip at the same time.

          • KillingTimeItself
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            12 months ago

            if one of them goes, the other is pretty likely to go as well. Unless you just didn’t secure it properly, in which case skill issue.

    • @Chocrates
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      512 months ago

      Hurricanes rip poorly built roofs off all the time. Builders get lazy and install the hurricane anchor things wrong. At least the local home inspector on Reddit used to say

          • @Chocrates
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            That particular redditor had a long history of weekly posts with the shitty home builder work they inspected, but I hear the argument, I have no evidence other than hearsay and didn’t research it myself.

    • Drunemeton
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      72 months ago

      Ron White, is that you!?

      • FenrirIII
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        12 months ago

        They call me… Tater-Salad.

    • @itsnotits
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      62 months ago

      it’s* what the wind is blowing.

    • @shalafi
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      62 months ago

      If your ass gets hit by a Volvo

  • @[email protected]
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    732 months ago

    I wonder what the vibration frequency of those straps is, once the wind is blowing through them.

    Will they vibrate the roof into mush before they pull out of the ground and become metal ended whips?

    • @[email protected]
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      472 months ago
      • plucks ratchet strap as it’s tightening - “Bb…B, C…Db, D, D, D…Yeah’p. At’ll git er.”
    • @Maggoty
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      72 months ago

      At least until Milton casually tosses a tree at it.

      • Drunemeton
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        82 months ago

        I appreciate your optimism by using the singular…

        • @Maggoty
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          122 months ago

          I saw the documentary once. The order is Tree, Cow, Tractor, and finally another House.

          • Blaster M
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            72 months ago

            You forgot fuel truck

            • @Maggoty
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              62 months ago

              Dang it. I always forget one.

              • Drunemeton
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                42 months ago

                Ha! I thought that sounded like a “Twister” movie reference.

                • @Maggoty
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                  32 months ago

                  Isn’t that the tornado safety video everyone got in high school?

  • @[email protected]
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    422 months ago

    As long as someone is shredding death metal guitar on the roof throughout the storm, I approve.

    • @teamevil
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      Technically you’re not allowed to have a storm before there’s a dude shredding death metal on a rooftop.

  • Blaster M
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    412 months ago

    slaps tightened straps “That’s not going anywhere”

    • @MashedTech
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      Those are the magical words that make it happen. The straps are just for show.

  • @[email protected]
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    382 months ago

    If this homeowner is as good at tying down his house as the yokels around here are at tying down their cargo, then the odds are this house is somehow going to end up hitting my windshield.

    • @[email protected]
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      282 months ago

      Uploaded 3 hours ago!
      I seriously want to know how it goes with his house. I give him props for trying.

        • @[email protected]
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          It’s congratulating Don Quixote for trying to preserve chivalric code, no matter how misguided it may be, with the result being better than what you’d think at first glance.

          • @[email protected]
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            Cervantes actually didn’t like the concept of chivalry and was considering a “companion” novel where he depicts chivalry as it really was. It’s pretty unfortunate that he never wrote it because I’m sure it would have been a classic.

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      Jesus Diaz was afraid the roof would blow off. And while the straps are gone, the roof stayed put. His home didn’t sustain damage, either.

      Meanwhile the row of houses a street over that got raked with his modern-day chain shot are ravaged

      • @Dkarma
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        Yeah 6 ratchet straps are really gonna make a differencein damage in a fucking hurricane…smh.

  • @Treczoks
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    Worth a try. If it does not work, it did not cost a fortune, if it does, good for the owner.

    • @mriormro
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      Unless there’s a footing these straps are being anchored to that I’m not seeing, I doubt it’ll do very much besides potentially acting as very dangerous whips.

      • @Treczoks
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        You’d be surprized how strong an industrial screwed-in ground anchor holds. And it has to be anchored at the correct angle towards the load.

        So, most likely, they will not just rip out, and they have a good chance to add a significant force holding down that roof.

        If done properly, of course.

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          If the roof doesn’t crack from the added pressure points.

          There seems to be an extra bar/pole at the top to distribute the load, though.

      • @[email protected]
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        There is a news video about it, it’s anchored to concrete and rebar 8 feet deep or something like that

      • billwashere
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        42 months ago

        I’ve seen these deck strap things that you push way down into the ground and as you pull them up a little the flatten out and turn sideways. Really easy to install and harder than hell to pull out. I think it’s called an earth anchor maybe. I bet that’s what he used here.

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        12 months ago

        yeah these look like footings to me, i see what looks to be a small concrete protuberance right out of the ground. Also these would likely just pull out of the ground if they weren’t anchored, and they wouldn’t be whips, just very odd debris.

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          Yeah I watched a short news clip with him in it and he said they are attached to concrete that goes 8 feet down.

  • @[email protected]
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    282 months ago

    Someone remind us of this works after Milton goes through this house.

    For a 2k investment I’m willing to try it to save my home.

  • @[email protected]
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    262 months ago

    With all these experts in the comments, I now want the original sauce and to follow up to see what actually will happen.

    • @tacosplease
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      202 months ago

      YouTube recommended a video of this to me yesterday. The straps are anchored with cement. Seems like it buys him X additional mph of wind speed compared to his neighbors. We’ll see if the winds are in that “more than a regular roof can handle but less than the straps can hold” range.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        Yyy, I’ve heard all the theoretical arguments. I now want to witness the experiment live. Or on camera.

        • KillingTimeItself
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          I’ve heard all the theoretical arguments. I now want to witness the experiment live. Or on camera.

          you can do a pretty simple small scale test, with something like popsicle stick houses, and instead of wind loading, static loading against the wall. It won’t scale perfectly, but it should demonstrate the concept.

  • @[email protected]
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    Seems like a plausible strategy. If the roof is lashed down it can’t catch the wind and therefore is less likely to weaken over time and go flying. Certainly better than doing nothing.

  • @De_Narm
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    192 months ago

    It’s not helping, but somehow I like the look of it.