Mmmommy wow!!! I’m a big kid naa-[pants shitting noises] now!
I was really hoping his parasympathetic nervous system would have been willing to take one for the team and plunged him into the fryer head first, but no such luck.
For a fat, lazy fuck, his body really needs to let him down more often.
Holy shit man, I’m laughing my ass off! This was a solid burn!
I thought maybe ‘parasympathetic nervous system’ was too obscure. I didn’t even know what it was until I went to the Mayo clinic.
But also, I decided fuck it.
Don’t you think he looks tired.
He looks like a 4 year old that is forced to stand still for a Christmas photo.
I think it looks like he took a swim in the fry vat.
He looks like the “ding fries are done” guy
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No idea who convinced Trump this was a good idea - but THANK YOU!
Now JD Vance should cosplay a Wal-Mart greeter: “Salutations, fellow human”
“Have you met your breeding quota to preserve the white race?”
I’m guessing it was his idea, and they couldn’t convince him not to do it.
To do actual work? I doubt it.
There was no actual work done, the place wasn’t open to the public so there was no pressure. I highly doubt he did more than look at the actual workers show how stuff is done and then pose for photos that make it look like he’s doing anything.
I wonder if this will go on his resumé?
He’s so sick of it all now, didn’t even get a hamburner…
The only thing missing was JD Vance going into a tailspin while trying to order as the most awkward human being alive.
“yeah, burgers, fries, whatever seems appropriate. might want a drink but, yeah, whatever”
"and what would you like to drink’
“Ok, good”
Thanks, you too
Honestly though, that part of him is probably a he most relatable. Everything else is weird.
I’m suspecting McDonald’s paid him for this publicity stunt. (You know, like him posing with beans in the oval office.) Although, him being a loser and a bad business man, they may have convinced him to do it for free or for an hamberder or so. “You can keep all the fries you make.” 😆
Trump loves McDonalds and fast food in general. I have no doubt this was his idea.
Incidentally my favorite John Stewart segment is one where he tears into Trump for taking Sarah Palin to Sabarros for New York Pizza back in 2011.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/MjzJtJSbDDXnYtK5/?mibextid=UalRPS
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/15/18183617/trump-clemson-mcdonalds-burger-king-wendys-dominos
Half off a value meal after 6 hrs. Lol
The Hamberdler
How do you like your covfefe?
yuge
I have concepts of a plan to order Covfefe
So hot that I can sue about it
Vote anyway, so we can be sure to catch this type of expression after Election Day.
Wondering if there will be any polling conducted on the success of this.
Like at best it’s viral media attention as Trump always gets. I’m sure 4chan incels will be like, “kek he’s so fuckin funny!” but beyond that, who is this for… ?
It’s for the other wealthy assholes who have never worked at McDonalds (or any other working-class job) and are so out of touch they think this is good outreach to the poors, showing Trump as a relatable everyman. They have no awareness of how much he just looked like a rich asshole who has never done any real work in his life, showing up to work an average job for a couple hours during the slow part of the day and walking away with a warped view of what it’s like to be working class.
And they closed the store down so it wouldn’t be too busy for him.
It’s 2 weeks until the election, the big pollsters already have their final “likely voter” polls wrapping up / coming out and they’re pivoting to exit polling for early voters.
The odds of a Trump handberder poll are slim to none.
We don’t need polls to know that the hamburger stunt will obviously give Trump as least a 20 point boost
/s
*hamburder.
It’s like an AI image prompt, but real.
Tankie Posting
That’s actually funny, people just missed the joke.
