• Eunie
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    61 hour ago

    The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.

    • @FelixCress
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      52 hours ago

      If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?

  • @CuddlyCassowary
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    1054 hours ago

    Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…

  • masterofn001
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    102 hours ago

    It’s like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.

    Don’t worry, they both taste the same.

    • @mcqtom
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      82 hours ago

      That’s insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.

    • @FelixCress
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      22 hours ago

      Do they go into both holes? But that should be front and back rather than left and right…

      • lime!
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        11 hour ago

        nostrils

        …we’re still talking about twix right

      • masterofn001
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        22 hours ago

        You can put them into any orifice you want! (They may not taste the same after that, though)

        However, one is capable of containing more of that delicious gooey filling.

        • @FelixCress
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          32 hours ago

          That’s it, enough of Internet for me today.

  • @Zombiepirate
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    414 hours ago

    I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was “per,” like “take on tablet per mouth twice daily.”

    Once we got a script that read “unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed,” and I got a good laugh at that one.

      • @Zombiepirate
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        124 minutes ago

        Phenergan can be used in either the anus or the vagina! Ask your pharmacist for details.

      • @Num10ck
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        62 hours ago

        don’t ass-u-me

  • Tar_Alcaran
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    42 hours ago

    Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.

    • @FelixCress
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      32 hours ago

      Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.

      Where do you live that eating tampons is common?

        • @FelixCress
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          22 hours ago

          No, you are supposed to use them for making drinks. Like tea bags.

          • @KillerTofu
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            12 hours ago

            Always was fun popping a tampon in a drink of someone who has had too much already.

  • socsa
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    22 hours ago

    Actually one is lavender and the other is rose. Common mistake.

  • @[email protected]
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    154 hours ago

    It’s Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!, ofc:-P

    • AmidFuror
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      124 hours ago

      You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 hours ago

        I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won’t have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035

      • @[email protected]
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        84 hours ago

        I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let’s say enjoys cats or dogs instead.

        • AmidFuror
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          63 hours ago

          The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.

          • @[email protected]
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            43 hours ago

            Nuh-uh, b/c catz rule while dogz drule!

            Oh ah… ahem, I mean yes, quite possibly you may be correct my good sir and/or madam.

        • @[email protected]
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          It’s a slippery slope. If we agree to fund free “feminine hygiene products” on public toilets, next thing you know, the liberals will want to add “toilet paper”, “plumbing” and “door locks” to the list.
          Meanwhile over here in the conservative American heartland, we’re fine just shitting in a hole, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

  • AmidFuror
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    114 hours ago

    OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It’s correctable by surgery.