alt title CEOS NOT SCH(RULE)S

  • elbucho
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    1 year ago

    I mean, it’d probably only take like 4 or 5 CEOs getting shot before we get some good, common-sense gun control legislation passed. We’ve got to protect our people*, you know?

    * For certain very limited definitions of the word “people”.

  • karobeccaryBanned from communityOP
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    1 year ago

    Go ahead and ban me, it wont make this any less correct

  • Like the wind...@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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    Unrelated rant don’t read this. I used to wish someone shot up my school, it would have made all of the staff (yes, every last one) look stupid for overlooking all the actually human students and searching me like I was guaranteed to be a shooter. Seriously, they’d open my laptop and remove the battery to ensure there’s no weapon hidden in it, open my 3DS and remove the cartridge and stylus, take the case off my phone, look inside my hat or unfold my beanie, run a metal detector all over me for like 10 minutes, then run it on my devices and whatever accessories I wore, then take each individual item out my bag and run a metal detector over it.

    Seriously, every day I’d be held up for at least 20 minutes because security needs to search my notebooks and pencil case (the latter had a metal zipper which they had to triple check so I just gave up on Having My Pens In A Case) and then empty my wallet and search all over it. As if I magically put a gun in my cardholder wallet that had only, you guessed it, cards. Because a stupid puzzle piece made me a terrorist. Right.

    When I had less things with me, that was scary because of that stupid fucking puzzle piece. I stopped eating lunch at school because I was tired of having my lunch box searched by ten separate people every day. But of course that stupid puzzle piece is why I don’t eat at school anymore. I used to play smash 3DS with others but I stopped bringing my 3DS, now I sit alone, and that’s scary, must be that stupid ass puzzle piece that made me a loner, and of course The Quiet Kid is Always The Shooter! Ugh.

    So I used to envy those who were actually involved in a shooting, as fucked up as that is.

  • finitebanjoBanned from community
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    You know the funny thing about Vigilantes is that we don’t really make the decision as a society. If we did that would be called “democracy” but sadly that’s all fallen out of fashion lately.

  • Avicenna
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    yea if that happens they will ban gun ownership in the blink of an eye, win win

    • ZILtoid1991
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      They just make them prohibitively expensive, so the poor has to be more clever at their “nothing left to lose” moment.

      • modus
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        That was the purpose of the national firearms act.

        • BeMoreCareful
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          All gun regulations are for the oppressed not the oppressor.