• @WhatsHerBucket
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    451 month ago

    The real problem here is the nostalgia factor. A lot of people grew up having the planets ingrained into their brains with various mnemonics. Hard to say goodbye to “pizza”.

    • @Klear
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      71 month ago

      There was no scenario where your precious mnemonics got preserved. If Pluto was still a planet, then Ceres would be too and it would fuck them all up.

        • @Klear
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          21 month ago

          That’s not where Ceres goes, and you missed Eris and a few others.

    • macniel
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      41 month ago

      MEin VEtter ERklärt Mir Jeden Samstag Unsere NEun PLaneten. Is a German mnemonic

  • @Tattorack
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    271 month ago

    If Emilia is a scientist at heart and heard that Pluto was reclassified because we found many more like it, she’d probably be fascinated. Mind blown, even, that we’ve found Sedna, Ceres, Makemake, a bunch of others I’ve forgotten the name of, and a few more that just have a number.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      On the other hand, she was just introduced to the concept of things like interstellar travel and aliens, so “someone took away one of our planets” wouldn’t have been all that far-fetched. (Especially since the dialogue in the post doesn’t actually mention Pluto. Maybe she thought it was Venus.)

    • @Ensign_Crab
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      11 month ago

      Granted, we found Ceres, christened it a planet, and demoted it to asteroid long before we found Pluto.

  • Sixty
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    201 month ago

    There’s a LOT of dwarf planets we’ve found since Pluto is what happened, basically.

  • @[email protected]
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    141 month ago

    Now I’m curious: How publicised was Pluto’s discovery in 1930? Did the public care? Would Earhart likely have learnt about it before she vanished in 1937?

  • madthumbs
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    131 month ago

    Kinda silly when ‘dwarf planet’ has planet still in the name.

    • Cethin
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      51 month ago

      If you want to include all the dwarf planets then we’ve got more than 9. Pluto was only the latest object to be called a planet and reclassified. No one complains about the others.

      • @I_Has_A_Hat
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        11 month ago

        I really don’t get why that would be a problem. Personally, I would be delighted if we had more than 9 planets. “Oh no! We can’t have Pluto be a planet cuz then we’d have 5-10 more bodies that we’d have to call a planet too!” So what? Give me 15 planets; hell give me 50, that sounds so much cooler than reducing the number of bodies in the solar system people care about by 1.

        • Cethin
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          31 month ago

          Just because you only care about them because they’re not called planets doesn’t mean nobody else does. You are allowed to enjoy anything you want. Go learn about all the dwarf planets, asteroids, comets, and everything else!

          Planet is a useful term to describe a particular thing. We could keep adding more things to the list, but then it becomes less useful. We have multiple words for different things for a reason. A fruit isn’t a vegetable just because they both grow on plants, for example.

    • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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      21 month ago

      You’re right. We should call them planitos (or planitas if the dwarf planet is female)

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      21 month ago

      Even sillier to get pissed on behalf of a giant space rock that doesn’t care what you call it.

    • @[email protected]
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      151 month ago

      Pluto was a planet, once. The crown jewel of the Plutonian Empire. But the Plutonians got greedy. They dug too deep in search of plutonium and awoke a terrible horror. Now all that’s left of Pluto is a cloud of asteroids and a celestial dwarf, barren and uninhabitable.

    • @[email protected]
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      131 month ago

      The problem with Pluto being a planet is that we would also have to classify something like thousands of other objects as planets as well. That’s the whole reason it’s not classified as one anymore.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        But if we let them take Pluto from us, where does it end? Who is going to defend Mercury and Mars when they come for those next?

        This is how we end up without a planet at all!

        • @turmacar
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          People are only mad about Pluto because it happened in their lifetime.

          Prior planets include The Sun, Ceres in 1801, Pallas in 1802, Juno in 1804, Vesta in 1807, Astraea in 1845, Hebe, Iris, and Flora in 1847, Metis in 1848, and Hygiea in 1849.

          • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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            21 month ago

            And all those imaginary planet Xs we’ve had, can’t forget those.

            Are we gonna have to start looking for planet Ix now?

              • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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                21 month ago

                “It was named Ix, meaning planet who is not able to satisfactorily explain what a Twitter is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Elon Musk”

        • @[email protected]
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          It transitioned from planet to dwarf planet. Idk i was trying to be funny but dropped the /s cause it was late.

          I’ll try better next time

          Nah fuck that yall just dumb

          • @[email protected]
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            11 month ago

            The /s would not have helped, it just came off as a slightly more science version of “well what if the kids start identifying as attack helicopters” which comes back to the hypothesis that conservatives like yourself only have one joke.

              • @[email protected]
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                11 month ago

                Nah. You can not be a maga and still be pretty conservative. In fact look at folks like Feinstein and Blumenthal, you can be relatively high up in the Democratic party and still be ultra conservative.

                • @[email protected]
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                  11 month ago

                  Buddy, you have no fucking clue who you’re talking to if you think I’m conservative. I literally told my girlfriend someone online called me conservative and she genuinely burst out laughing.

                  You are being more and more idiotic. It was a fucking dumb joke about pluto being trans. Which, pluto fucking transitioned from planet to not a planet. Get the fucking stick at your ass and go fight an actual battle somewhere.