It’s easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.
That’s the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office?
Sudo root delete beans
What is the office doing in the kitchen?
This has not bean your best day
FYI: Feeding your computer the beans isn’t how you get your bean posts on Lemmy.
You have to drown your phone in them for that.
Bean-master level unlocked!
The real sad part is the lack of leg room under the desk. I can’t imagine sitting all cramped all day.
This looks like the manager’s office at a Taco Bell. I don’t think anyone is sitting there all day.
I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11
damn, TWO deep third pans of beans? That’s a lot of beans
Come on guys, the beans go in the safe
How’s Randy supposed to send out the nightly email now?
Get them back in the safe right fucking now.
Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.
RIP.
Bean nice knowing you
