• teft
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    Worf deserves a traditional klingon cleavage window.

    • Sundray
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      155 days ago

      The Klingon Empire: Where every woman is a Power Woman.

      • teft
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        85 days ago

        Krypton

        Klingon

        Coincidence? I think not…

    • IninewCrow
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      Imagine dropping some of your gagh in there or spilling some blood wine into that funnel … and we all know that Klingons are pretty messy eaters too.

      • teft
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        In klingonese boob window when translated literally is “flavor saver”.

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          I just cupped my mouth and nose when I imagined what that might smell like … especially after a day of living on a hot sweaty Bird of Prey warship.

    • IninewCrow
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      175 days ago

      This is one of many reasons why we have to leave this planet and explore other worlds

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          Sooo much extra effort lol. This is what I do when I’m on meetings and am not actively speaking/presenting.

          Just ignore the left shoulder that’s just kind of out there; it’s just padding…like the pecs in the uniforms.

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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        85 days ago

        I honestly think that’s a better look. Maybe that uniform would have stuck around longer with the Troy neckline.

  • @[email protected]
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    My personal take is that when a new species/planet joins the Federation they get to design a new uniform for Star Fleet. The Betazeds picked the miniskirts from TOS.

    • @aeronmelon
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      That would actually be fun headcanon.

      Who do you think made the monster maroons?

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        The forgotten era uniforms are when Starfleet decided they were mature grown ups now. They adopted the Enterprise’s insignia across the fleet and stop letting ships/captains have any say over the uniforms. By the time we get to TNG they’ve relaxed it a bit again.

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        No idea, I’m not a super-fan.

        I will say that I like those uniforms the best of all the iterations. Maybe because Wrath of Khan is my favorite movie?

        • @aeronmelon
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          Favorite movie is Wrath of Khan

          Headcanons the Betazed being responsible for TOS uniforms

          I think you’re a bigger fan than you realize.

          • @[email protected]
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            A friend once told me this. If you call someone a ‘fanboy’ and they chuckle and nod, they are just a fan. If you call them a ‘fanboy’ and they go into a two hour diatribe on how their devotion is perfectly justified and rational, then you’ve got a ‘fanboy.’

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          I seriously doubt they’re in the Federation. Especially during that time.

          • @AngryCommieKender
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            I was joking. Maybe it was a Tholian spy that thought the uniforms would hamper Kirk

            • @aeronmelon
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              Now that is headcanon I can get behind.

              Tholian: “Hehehe, make the inside white so you easily see them bleeeeed!”