Pedro, of course

  • @ChaosInstructor
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    if usa…you have recently elected one, is he not great? already disappointed in him? maybe ‘muricans’ will learn to take elections seriously next time…

    • wellDuuh
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      No single person

      High 5 maybe?

  • @Apeman42
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    Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.

  • @[email protected]
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    Probably still, Sanders? He’s getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.

    • TurboWafflz
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      Yeah I feel like this is the real answer. Maybe sanders could run with AOC as vice president and then step down if his age starts being a problem and let her take over

  • @MegaUltraChicken
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    Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.

    • @expatriado
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      even if convicted of felony, we know now is not an impediment

    • @Today
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      How is Luigi? Has anyone heard anything from him recently?

    • @PineRune
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      Sometimes I wonder if he would actually be a good choice, considering he doesn’t have a history in politics. And then I remember how Trump just kinda decided he was gonna be president with no political background.

    • @venusaur
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      This circlejerk needs to go home. Oh yeah, Lemmy is your home. Y’all thirsty.

  • southsamurai
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    Me, motherfuckers!

    Sasquatch for pres!

    I’ll bring some country stank up in the Oval Office, put my giant, hairy feet up on Washington’s desk, and hit anyone that’s an asshole with my cane.

    That’s my campaign platform: whacking politicians with a stick

  • TurboWafflz
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    Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely

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    The AI from the movie I, Robot. The one that Will Smith destroys. The one that wanted to protect everyone from ourselves.