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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Long Time No Semen

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Long Time No Semen

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml
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    Gods but this is gross. The artist really captured Elon in all his sweaty glory

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      sweaty and cybertruck-chested

  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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    Jack off all trades is gold.

    • casmael@lemm.ee
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      Fuck I missed that actually well done for actually reading things o7

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        I always look for the Kelly self-inserts. They’re my favorite.

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    This is a master(bation)piece.

  • darko8472@feddit.uk
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    Not sure whether that’s the knot holding the towel up or something else.

    • theUwUhuggerdeleted by creator
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      Considering how insecure Elon is, I doubt that there is anything to hold it up!

      • SpaceNoodle
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        Not much left after the botched implant.

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    Turkey baster… love it.

  • otto@sh.itjust.works
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    Needs more labels

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    deleted by creator

  • atro_city@fedia.io
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    Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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      Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

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        14 as of today I believe.

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      Guess it’s better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

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        Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it

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          You misunderstood. I meant Musk’s VP, The Orange Rapist.

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