• @AtmaJnana
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          The nerdy looking dude in the gif touched grass. “Wasted” is from a video game (GTA?) screen shown each time you died. So from this we can infer that our terminally-online protagonist, Hiroshi, did not survive the attempt to disconnect, even if only briefly.

            • @AtmaJnana
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              I called him Hiroshi because he vaguely reminds me of the guy from Heroes (Masi Oka.)

          • @[email protected]
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            Ah now I get it, they mistakenly replied with it to “nature is healing” as a completely nonsequitur response instead of as a top level comment. Happens to the best of us.

  • Rentlar
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    Lemmy server operators can now say they have better 24h uptime than Meta! lol

  • modifier
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    I am feeling a lot of personal satisfaction that I had no idea this was happening and had to read about it on Lemmy.

    • @zzx
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      Same

    • @scarabic
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      Yes. Would have been chef’s kiss to not even read about it here.

  • shootwhatsmynameOP
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    1007 months ago

    Hello to everyone that didn’t flock to X 👋 Welcome to your new home :)

  • @cbarrick
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    727 months ago

    Pouring one out for the SREs at Meta

    • @kinther
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      Someone is having a really bad day today. I wonder if your phone dies when you get a certain number of pages or push notifications

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        Fun story. I had a flip phone years ago and you could have multiple recipients to a single text. And if the text was multiple pages, it would split into several texts. And you could resend already sent texts.

        So one time I put in my girlfriend’s phone number in all 20 recipient slots. I then filled the text to the max size, though I don’t remember how many it split into. I then resent it over and over. This all took like 2 or 3 minutes.

        Her phone was sending notifications over and over for the entire rest of the day. I’d guess at least 8 hours, probably more.

        • 18-24-61-B-17-17-4
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          Fucking hell I used to love doing that! Man that brought back some memories. Would do it to my co-worker and just piss myself laughing.

        • @lightnegative
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          The classic txt bomb. I use to do this if I had unused txts at the end of the month

      • @[email protected]
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        No but it’s unusable. I had a weird bug on one of my phones that sent an SMS over as fast as it could as long as the phone was on. I wrote the initial SMS, the contents were something like “hey, wanna hang?”, and the poor guy on the other side was blasted for several hours of literally constant notifications.

        Luckily my plan at the time had unlimited free SMS.

    • a lil bee 🐝
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      Looking at the downmeter shot someone posted above, it’s half the SREs in the country. Not sure what the root cause will be, but damn that’s a lot of money down the tubes. I would not want to be the person who cost Meta and Google their precious thirty 9’s of availability lol.

          • @marcos
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            Nah, what was that muddy country from Dilbert?

        • a lil bee 🐝
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          The country where all of those services are maintained and hosted in… Just colloquial shorthand, not trying to be exclusionary.

          • no banana
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            Ok thanks for the clarification!

          • @[email protected]
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            The country where all of those services are maintained and hosted in…

            For Meta, Google, etc. that’s a number of countries all over the world.

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              That’s fair. Yall, I was really not trying to be shitty. It was just shorthand I used, thinking of their HQs. No ill intent intended and I apologize for any harm it caused.

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        It’s likely there’s a root cause, like a fiber cut or some other major infrastructure issue. But, Down Detector doesn’t really put a scale on their graphics, so it could be that it’s a huge issue at Meta and a minor issue that’s just noticeable for everyone else. In that case, Meta could be the root cause.

        If everyone is mailing themselves their passwords, shutting their phones on and off, restarting their browsers, etc. because Meta wasn’t working, it could have knock-on effects for everyone else. Could also be that because Meta is part of the major ad duopoly, the issue affected their ad system, which affected everyone interacting with a Meta ad, which is basically everyone.

        • a lil bee 🐝
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          I’ve been an SRE for a few large corps, so I’ve definitely played this game. I’m with you that it was likely just the FB identity or ad provider causing most of these issues. So glad I’m out of that role now and back to DevOps, where I’m no longer on call.

          • @[email protected]
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            Yeah. And when the outage is due to something external, it’s not too stressful. As long as you don’t have absolutely insane bosses, they’ll understand that it’s out of your control. So, you wait around for the external system to be fixed, then check that your stuff came back up fine, and go about your day.

            I personally liked being on call when the on-call compensation was reasonable. Like, on-call for 2 12-hour shifts over the weekend? 2 8-hour days off. If you were good at maintaining your systems you had quiet on-call shifts most of the time, and you’d quickly earn lots of days off.

            • a lil bee 🐝
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              Yeah I’d be less worried about internal pressures (which should be minimal at a halfway decently run org) and more about the externals. I don’t think you would actually end up dealing with anything, but I’d know those reliant huge corps are pissed.

              Man, your on-call situation sounds rad! I was salaried and just traded off on-call shifts with my team members, no extra time off. Luckily though, our systems were pretty quiet so it hardly ever amounted to much.

              • @[email protected]
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                I think you want people to want to be on call (or at least be willing to be on call). There’s no way I’d ever take a job where I was on-call and not compensated for being on-call. On-call is work. Even if nothing happens during your shift, you have to be ready to respond. You can’t get drunk or get high. You can’t go for a hike. You can’t take a flight. If you’re going to be so limited in what you’re allowed to do, you deserve to be compensated for your time.

                But, since you’re being compensated, it’s also reasonable that you expect to have to respond to something. If your shifts are always completely quiet, either you or the devs aren’t adding enough new features, or you’re not supervising enough services. You should have an error budget, and be using that error budget. Plus, if you don’t respond to pages often enough, you get rusty, so when there is an event you’re not as ready to handle it.

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          Second half is the closest answer in this thread.

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      I’d be interested in how it happened. Maybe someone can do it again

    • @[email protected]
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      I hope they secretly ran out of money because of FTC fines, and that they have no more credit to pay to run servers.

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    Lookup downdetector, almost all are flatlines.

    Sap is also doing silly rn. Im gonna take a smoke break lol

    • Adam
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      Someone is having a very bad day

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        downdetector

        Looks like it may have been AWS or something. All kinds of services were down a moment ago. Guess thats what happends when everything is on major cloud services.

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          Google have their own data centres (and cloud) so it may be something more in the connectivity area.

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            Maybe, I would expect redundancy. But ultimately I have no clue. I just remember the last time AWS went down. It seemed that a majority of the sites that I used daily were down all in one go.

            • @neatchee
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              Sometimes redundancy doesn’t help when it comes to network traffic routing. That system is based heavily on trust and an incorrect route being published can cause recursive loops and such that get propagated very quickly to everyone.

              There was a case like this a few years back where a bad route got published by a small ISP, claiming they could handle traffic to a certain set of destinations, but then immediately trying to send that traffic back out again (because they couldn’t actually route to that destination), which bounced right back to them because of the bad route. It was propagated based on implicit trust and took down huge chunks of the Internet for a while

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                So could this be done maliciously? I’m just wondering about the Super Tuesday timing.

                • Buelldozer
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                  Yes, BGP Route Hijacking can be done maliciously although things like BGPSec can make it harder to pull off.

                • @[email protected]
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                  It affected the full 8 billion people in the world, not just the few hundred million on the US.

                • @neatchee
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                  Yup! BGP is an absolute mess and it is kind of a disgrace that it’s still the lynchpin of the internet

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              Yeah, they definitely host an unhealthy amount of the internet.

        • @[email protected]
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          Infrastructure seems likely, but probably not AWS because it affected Google and Facebook so strongly. If it were AWS you’d see Amazon getting badly affected and AWS itself, followed by everyone who relies on AWS for infrastructure.

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            BBC isn’t a major news source? Remember when they say countries do not confirm, it’s politically motivated. What governments choose to share is up to them and it does not confirm what their intelligence agency actually thinks.

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      Yeah there’s definitely some sort of major outage going on. Google Play Store is having some problems for me currently too.

  • @[email protected]
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    Pathetic. My single podman container has perfect uptime from when I start it manually with podman desktop to when I shut down my PC. I also allow only the highest security standard, it being not accessible outside of my network and all that. I am clearly a cyber security expert.

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    I’m glad that lemmy is there so that I know about this stuff.

  • @anubis119
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    On super Tuesday. Coincidence?

    • @pdxfed
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      $100 it’s the Chinese in retaliation for TikTok, too logical to ignore.

  • kratoz29
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    You know it is big news when it shows up in the active feed of Lemmy 😅

    Why it didn’t appear in the wholesome news community though.

    • @neatchee
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      My brother lives in another country and WhatsApp is the platform that pretty much everyone he knows uses for free international communications

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          Ahhh yes, let me just get all of my brothers’ business’ account’s followers to switch to telegram. I’m sure they’ll all be willing…

          “Just use something else, duh!” is ignorant. Not everyone uses social media to just post memes and argue with strangers. Some people use it for making money, or for access to support resources, or for a specific community that is important to their well-being.

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      My entire family uses Facebook Messenger. I like having communication with my family.

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        In my experience, Signal has great uptime. This might be the moment to get them all to shift.