• @edgemaster72
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    493 months ago

    Hmmm, I wonder what it was about Obama’s election that bothers them so much more than earlier Democrats…

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m intrigued by the proposition implied in “step aside girls, the alpha males are back”. Why are we telling the girls to step aside? Don’t alpha males like girls?

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    Now, his truck poses a paradox.

    “The alpha males are back”. So, by that phrase alone, suggests that the alpha males were removed from their place of power. But if they were removed from their place of power, were they really the alpha males to begin with?

    Hmmmmmm. The mind wonders. But hopefully not for too long, since this is stupid. It’s all stupid. None of this matters. I hope he hits a pothole, and breaks his axel. Then he can yell at his government for not fixing the pothole, and the government can tell him that taxes were lowered during the trump years, and now the city doesn’t have as large of a budget for all those city services…like filling potholes.

  • @Vytle
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    273 months ago

    Wait is this the cum on it snowflake truck

  • Flying Squid
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    253 months ago

    I do remember Benghazi. It’s the event Republicans spent years trying to find something illegal about at a huge waste of my tax dollars and were never able to.

    • @brygphilomena
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      133 months ago

      It was where a prominent member of my gaming community was killed.

      RIP Sean Smith/Vile Rat.

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        o7 something something eyes forward the cyno something

  • @I_Has_A_Hat
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    While I hate that those stickers of Calvin are bastardizing Watterson’s work without permission, they are a great way to identify douchebags who’ve never read a C&H comic in their lives.

    Of course the rest of the stuff in this particular image give it away too.

      • @WaxedWookie
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        The Venn diagram on that one is basically a single circle - check the “coexist”.

  • @HappycamperNZ
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    183 months ago

    What is the date of suicide?

    And if America is soo dead why are you trying to change it? Quietly confident you don’t recover after suicide.

    • @Soup
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      A black man was elected president in November 2008.

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      63 months ago

      They apparently want to use America’s corpse for some Weekend At Bernie’s style shenanigans.

      • @HappycamperNZ
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        33 months ago

        Id watch that.

        Important question- is America played by a statue of liberty, Uncle Sam, Lincon, or some generic person wearing an American shirt, hat and rifle?

        • ThePowerOfGeek
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          23 months ago

          Lincoln would probably be the best option for comedic content. Though Uncle Sam works probably work pretty well too.

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      Molon labe, commonly translated as, “come and take them.” Referencing the (likely apocryphal) story of King Leonidas saying this to Xerxes when he demanded they give up their arms. The Persian army then rolling over the Spartans easily. Gun nuts find this story inspiring for some reason.

      • Flying Squid
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        Gun nuts find this story inspiring for some reason.

        The reason being that they are uneducated morons that don’t even read Greek, so someone had to tell them what it said too. But I’m guessing the person who asked here didn’t then say, “I’m-a put that on my truck!”

        • @mipadaitu
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          23 months ago

          To be fair, nobody is born knowing how to read in any language, and everyone needs to be told what words mean.

          • Flying Squid
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            Yeah, I mean that he didn’t seek this out himself. He probably didn’t know it was Greek until some other gun nut told him it was Greek.

  • Zier
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    This guy’s dick is so small even Science couldn’t find it.

  • @Sanctus
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    153 months ago

    Someone should let this guy know Sparta’s only strategy was a hoplite army that they couldn’t field well. But by vehicle alone he looks like a “one solution” type.

    • Flying Squid
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      Bold of you to think he even knows what a hoplite is.

  • @captainlezbian
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    123 months ago

    That man will never find peace. Everyone else should be grateful we aren’t stuck spending our entire lives with him unlike him.

    • @[email protected]
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      Honestly, the empathetic part of me really feels bad for the guy because he’s clearly being influenced by fear, but the logical side of me says that guy isn’t gonna get the mental help he needs with Trump’s healthcare plan anyway.

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    103 months ago

    Removed by mod

  • @[email protected]
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    What’s that sandwiched between “Good riddance” and “stop aside girls”? It looks like the guns are supposed to spell something, but I can’t figure out what.

    • @Crashumbc
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      93 months ago

      Coexist

      It’s a play off a popular bumper sticker where the word is shortly using religious symbols.

    • Spot
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      43 months ago

      Not sure if this was a lead into a joke or honest question, Im slow to some nuance when its just in text. Looks like “Coexist”. Probably making fun of the similar decals spelled with religious symbols.

        • Spot
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          43 months ago

          Yeah, it’s really a crap design, even for a joke.