• @brucethemoose
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    Well I know what my mom would do. She’d kick that bf in the nuts for getting mad at her kid like that, lol.

    I am not being hyperbolic.

    • FuglyDuck
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      232 hours ago

      I would suggest it’s the conservative ideologies that are toxic, education is the antidote.

    • nfh
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      Conservatism is about favoring tradition and supporting the status quo. Going this wild about a common grammatical construct because it reminds you of people you hate for existing isn’t conservative, it’s something far worse.

      • @[email protected]
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        Conservatism is about favoring tradition and supporting the status quo.

        That’s just what Conservatism claims to be about, but it has always been regressive

        • nfh
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          I think we agree that most self-identified conservatives aren’t actually very invested in the status quo or tradition, and are actually regressive reactionaries, but I think it’s a clearer point to say that most self-identified conservatives aren’t in fact conservative, than that conservatism isn’t actually what people (claim they) mean when they say conservative. At that point, conservatism loses its meaning.

          • @[email protected]
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            At that point, conservatism loses its meaning.

            Conservatism hasn’t lost its meaning, conservatism just never meant what conservatives claimed it meant; it’s always been a façade.

            Conservatism is about conserving (and reinforcing) power structures; all talk about ‘tradition’ and ‘stability’/‘status-quo’ is wool over your eyes.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 hour ago

        In liberal democracy, the status quo is liberalism. Conservatism was to conserve the monarchy and aristocracy.

        • The Snark Urge
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          11 hour ago

          There is a difference between historical conservatism and what it has become. Even setting that aside, there is much daylight between what a movement will profess and what it will ultimately produce.

  • @PapaStevesy
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    51 hour ago

    That’s also your brain on being a stupid little dipshit who didn’t pay attention during elementary school grammar.

  • @[email protected]
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    554 hours ago

    George does not like pronouns. George tries to keep George’s temper under George’s control when the (plural) people George interacts with use pronouns.

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    Sounds like a call to CPS is needed. Maybe a game of ‘shot to the chin’ every time he uses one.

  • @[email protected]
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    424 hours ago

    On one hand, this is obviously fake

    On the other hand, there’s 7 billion people on the planet and the odds that one of them would do this is very high

    • Jo Miran
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      The year was 1991.
      My roommate decides to eat hot dogs.
      We keep breads in the freezer so they last. Toaster is broken.
      I tell this to my roommate before I go to the toilet.
      I come out and I see a pot of boiling water with hot dogs and hot dog buns in it.
      My roommate decided to boil bread to warm it up.

      People can be far stupider than you could possibly ever imagine.

      • @[email protected]
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        I had a friend that liked to put butter and honey on his bread before he put it in a two slice toaster. He did this every morning for years.

        Each time the toaster broke or caught fire, he would put it out and get a new toaster and repeat the process. He may still be doing it to this day.

        • Aido
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          Should’ve just bought him a toaster oven

          • @[email protected]
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            I told him to buy one. He didn’t like them. Kept using his toaster.

            He was not stupid, but he was an idiot.

        • Jo Miran
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          He just dipped the hot dogs in ketchup and at them while I pissed myself laughing.

      • FuglyDuck
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        I’m less offended at the boiled bread than I am at the boiled hotdogs.

        you might as well just eat them cold, they’re precooked. You heat them on a pan (or grill) to add FLAVOR. boiling generally removes flavor. Browning the skin in some way (Grill, pan, those rollers at gas stations,) is that flavor.

        The only exception to boiling removing flavor is hot dog carts and stands and such like, where the water hasn’t been changed… ever… Yes. it tastes amazing. no. You don’t want to know why that is.

    • @[email protected]
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      Yeah this looks fake because it’s a dramatization of reality. I’ve seen young dudes IRL argue whether it’s “gay” to wash the balls, and the unmentionables behind that. Literally just soap and water bathing. We’re talking people so uneducated they don’t know the word “gooch” or “taint”, or anything similar. There’s always at least one older dude who leaves to shower like a normal person, but he’ll be back later to buy some weed.

      Tangent, but can you imagine buying weed from someone who doesn’t wash their ass? That’s part of the history of the war on drugs. Unwashed perineums, in your lungs.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 hour ago

        Not to deflect from the stupid lies of Trump and Vance, don’t vote for them, but they learned from a master:

        “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the—if he—if ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is not—that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement. … Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.”

  • @PugJesus
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    485 hours ago

    Holy shit, wait, what if we convince them that gender is a liberal hoax?

    • @Death_Equity
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      Your flaw in logic and reasoning is applying logic and reasoning.

      Dude doesn’t even remember elementary school English lessons.