Or maybe Kuato.

Open your mind, Donald

  • @dejected_warp_core
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    I think it’s HGH gut. Man’s rich as hell, so of course he’s going to pay for all the health and life-extending stuff he can get his hands on. Human growth hormone can combat aging, but it’s not perfect.

    HGH is known to be an effective generator of muscle mass, which is why it is so often a favorite for bodybuilders. However, there is a large concentration of growth hormone receptors in the large intestine, which can contribute to the intestine’s undesired growth. Specifically, this tends to occur when an individual uses illegal HGH without doctor supervision.

    • @bigFab
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      I came here specifically for this.

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      In his circles apparently HGH is viewed, erroneously, as a life extension drug. It wouldn’t surprise me for an instant if he was mainlining it out of a fear of dying like a common peasant.

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        There ain’t a doubt in my that Elon is obsessed with life extension and is petrified of the end of his life. All the rich tech folks are that’s why they’ve spent so much trying to position themselves into being god kings and do t care about wrecking the planet. They think they’re about to ascend like this is FMA Brotherhood but it didn’t work out for the rich and powerful there either

        • @SkunkWorkz
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          Wants to live forever but is too lazy to hit the gym and too weak to leave the coke in the bag. He thinks that pumping hormones into his body is all he has to do.

          At least that weirdo millionaire Bryan Johnson puts a ton of effort into his quest for longevity.

        • @[email protected]
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          You’d think people who want to live forever would care more about the environment. But I guess the worst consequences they’ll face is a shorter ski season.

          • @cmbabul
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            They think they are going to go to space and become gods. It’d be pathetic if we werent all gonna pay the price for it

        • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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          The Larry Ellison Medical Foundation has invested heavily in life extension research

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        Exactly this! I was about to post that it looks like he has a distended GH gut but never worked out a day in his life. Exogenous testosterone doesn’t do this.

    • @[email protected]
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      He’s probably on some weird designer drug. Not because he has to evade tests like athletes, but just because he thinks it makes him smarter than taking FDA approved drugs.

  • @[email protected]
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    7/10 Photoshop job. There aren’t distortion lines but it is noticeably blurrier where its been edited.

    I don’t object to photoshopping billionaires. Im only asking for a sharper job.

    • @[email protected]
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      Someone posted the original down here. Still weird. Same with his beach pics from a bit ago

      Don’t get me wrong, I’m against judging appearances but I’ll take any chance to shit on musk

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    482 days ago

    Looks like my dad’s belly just before he found out he had metastatic pancreatic cancer and his liver was full of it.

  • Diplomjodler
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    Can’t wait for the xenomorph to burst out.

  • @Pappabosley
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    He’s about to smuggle food into a cinema

    • @PlantDadManGuy
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      I was thinking cirrhosis, but I like your answer better.