• @werefreeatlast
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    Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now. If putin got smashed between a large truck and another large truck or by some other means like a large steel plate, everyone would be more than ecstatic. I would do a little dance myself. So I think we should just not try to figure out who did this too hard. It just happens sometimes. Right?

    Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right? Where’s the justice there? This is it! This is the justice. Don’t want it? Well then implement a better way to get justice. As, is, this is great.

    • @Etterra
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      Hey gun crime is just a reality we have to live with, according to the Republicans in Congress. So I don’t see any reason to make a big fuss just because this rich bastard accidentally feel into some bullets, instead of the usual bunch of innocent children or random black person the cops decided to shoot while face down and in handcuffs. No, I’m sure the police have much more serious police matters to attend to, like civil forfeiture on somebody carrying a large amount of cash or selling appropriated weapons to drug cartels.

    • kingthrillgore
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      If somehow Trump died because of a stupid mistake on his part I’d take the rest of the week off and dance like it’s THON

      • @tetris11
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        66 days ago

        THON

        The Happiest of Nights?

        • @ohlaph
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          46 days ago

          Nah, Thick Hippies of Norway.

          • @kreskin
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            66 days ago

            Thick Hippies of Norway.

            *sigh <switches websites>

    • @kreskin
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      106 days ago

      Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now.

      I think he should have demonstrated the use of that metal tube he wanted to use as a rescue sub to rescue those kids in the thai cave. Best way to demonstrate its safe is to go into it yourself.

      Or he could use a pseudonym and work remote from one of the companies he owns and see how long he lasts as a worker. He thinks he can judge other peoples code? lets see his medicore bitchass show up and show us all how its done.

      That guy sucks.

      • @werefreeatlast
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        46 days ago

        Maybe he could go get the remains of the Titan. Who knows what we could learn from that.

    • @andros_rex
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      Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right?

      This is part of the hell that we live in.

      If you have a complaint about any corporation, you can’t do anything about it. They all run phone trees designed to waste your time and make it impossible to reach anyone who can actually do anything. They pay call center workers in India nothing to take the frustration which should be directed at the C-suites.

      We live in a world with zero accountability for anyone with a sizable bank account.

    • @WhatYouNeed
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      36 days ago

      Come now. Everyone knows pootin doesn’t like heights or falling out windows

      • @werefreeatlast
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        56 days ago

        Oh that’s right! He loves the planet. I wish to offer him a planet hug from 7 stories away.

    • @makyo
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      2177 days ago

      Removed by mod

      • @Skullgrid
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        1047 days ago

        That’s the one fucking thing that I don’t understand about US psychos.

        • @[email protected]
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          The rich and powerful control the narrative. They use that narrative to craft stories to keep people’s anger and extremism directed inwards.

          This isn’t some great mystery. It’s just the reality of what tyranny actually looks like.

        • @[email protected]
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          157 days ago

          Really? You don’t understand how a mentally disturbed person can gain easier access to a kindergarten than a board room?

        • @ewigkaiwelo
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          57 days ago

          Is your username a Behold the Arctopus reference?

          • @bitjunkie
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            77 days ago

            Thank you for reminding me that this band exists.

            • @ewigkaiwelo
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              37 days ago

              Check out their latest album, it’s on their bamdcamp and on Colin’s youtube channel, it’s unreal

              • @bitjunkie
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                Hell yeah, glad they’re still putting out new stuff

            • @Skullgrid
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              It’s so great knowing other people are aware of behold.

              The world needs more Mike Lerner guitar solos, also check out Wax People (he’s not on any recordings yet, but metal needs more noisy wind instruments)

            • @ewigkaiwelo
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              Oh wow idk why but on my version of Voyager I can’t see any avatars to the point that I was certain that there are no user avatars in here at all ;/ I’ll assume it’s that awsome album artwork made by Voivod drummer (like all of the other bta artworks) but I really can’t see it(

              Edit: I mean if I could see it I wouldn’t’ve asked about the username (presuming that it is that album’s cover)

              • @Skullgrid
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                Voivod drummer? Brother only one BTA album has artwork by Away, it’s the split that has Paincave.

                My avatar is the Skullgrid artwork.

                The rest of them were done by Terry Grow, who also did some of the Dysrhythmia artworks (Defo Terminal threshold, maybe Psychic maps)

                Voivod drummer? link explaination

                I added the chapelle show clip “Truck diver?” to indicate the tone of voice to read “Voivod Drummer?” , not the rest of the sketch

                • @ewigkaiwelo
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                  You’re right, thank you for the correction🤝

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    People got so hung up on cool cyberware and Johnny Silverhand that they completely forgot Cyberpunk was a warning.

    • @[email protected]
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      who wouldn’t want to have e-narrator Keanu in their mind sarcastically commenting their every move ? I’ve already preordered

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          17 days ago

          Did they put that in the game? If they did that is almost certainly a tip of the hat to Rico Rodriguez, from the Just Cause series

          • @Hackworth
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            36 days ago

            I think it’s from Edgerunners.

            • @AngryCommieKender
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              26 days ago

              Ok, well then Edgerunners seems to be giving Rico a nod. That show came out decades after Just Cause, where if you manage to get to the highest point on any of the four maps, Rico says “Look Ma! Top of The World!” in JC1 and all subsequent games the line was, “Look Ma! Top of The World! … … again.”

              • @Hackworth
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                36 days ago

                Oh, they’re both quoting James Cagney in White Heat from 1949.

                • @AngryCommieKender
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                  Fair enough. I am not sure how many James Cagney films I’ve seen, but I would wager that I could count them on one hand.

  • @[email protected]
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    Drive-by e-scooter shootings have been a thing here in Sweden, which I firmly place in the same cyberpunk bucket.

      • @RangerJosie
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        336 days ago

        American hero, Agent 47/John Wick/etc, shot the CEO of United Healthcare and killed him at 7am in front of the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan.

        He had “Deny, Defend, Depose” carved into the shell casings of the spent cartridges he used to kill the parasite.

        He then rode away on an E-Bike and hasn’t been seen since.

        • AutistoMephisto
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          As an aside, another proposed moniker for this hero is “Lancelot”, as he has clearly slain a dragon. Three cheers for the Dragonslayer!

          • Noxy
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            Don’t insult dragons by comparing them to a fuckin health insurance exec!

            • AutistoMephisto
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              I’m speaking, of course, of greedy, wealth hoarding dragons like Smaug. Who would slaughter an entire mountain of Dwarves to get his claws on wealth he will never spend, just to have it.

          • @Olhonestjim
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            His name is Spartacus.

            I am Spartacus.

  • @BonesOfTheMoon
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    516 days ago

    Copayback. I’ve never smiled as much as I have today. Random Shooter can have anything he wants or needs from me, an alibi, a bike rental, a kidney.

    • @Fedizen
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      Tying a gift card to a balloon and writing a note to go with it “God bless the CEO slayer”

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        That video is just so wonderful. He executes him so smoothly, hardly moving, and leaves with a smile. I love it.

  • @problematicPanther
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    born too early to fight in the post-apocalypse wasteland, born too late to fight in the pre-apocalypse waste land, born just in time to fight billionaires in the peri-apocalyptic wasteland.

  • Maple Engineer
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    617 days ago

    Perhaps the 9mm pistol is the guillotine of the next American revolution.

    • @Luvs2Spuj
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      497 days ago

      You’ve said this on so many posts I’m struggling to keep track of which ones I’ve seen before. It’s not a criticism, just saying you’re messing with my melon maaaan.

  • acargitz
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    There was that meme about things we are bringing back in the 2020s from the 1920s, that included anarcho-syndicalism.

    I guess that was a miscalculation, we are actually bringing back even earlier forms of anarchism. 💣

    • @PumpkinSkink
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      Is “Propaganda of the Deed” gonna be the hottest new trend on Tik Tok in 2025? Wait and find out!

    • @[email protected]
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      They took the ebike into central park and got away on foot from there. I doubt they’re the one that rented the bike or if they did, they did it with fake info and a prepaid card. Once they got to central park they probably swapped into a new set of clothes out of that backpack and disapeared.

      • @halcyoncmdr
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        327 days ago

        Not just new clothes, probably a reversible backpack so when leaving the park the backpack wasn’t even the same color.

          • PSoul•Lemmy
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            177 days ago

            What does your little voice have you do? Mine is a movie director and you are ruining the plot…

          • @halcyoncmdr
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            146 days ago

            Might as well. No empathy for merchants of death.

            The insurance companies are the death panels politicians used to talk about like the bogeyman, not the government.

            Don’t really give a shit about any of the rich assholes making decisions about who should die just to increase shareholder returns.

            • @[email protected]
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              What does any of that have to do with the comment chain? I was commenting on how people are just running wild with their imagination instead of sticking to facts.

              • @halcyoncmdr
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                06 days ago

                If you only care about the facts, read the fucking article and ignore the comments. No one here is an expert or involved in the investigation, we’re here to talk about it.

                For whatever reason, you seem to not understand the function of a comment section, and feel the need to voice that. Not sure why.

      • @MutilationWave
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        Word is it wasn’t a rental bike after all which is probably smarter.

    • Mayor Poopington
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      They would have to go through the ebike company, and that could take some time

      • @ysjet
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        637 days ago

        Apparently some corporate dick sucker scrapes the public feeds for the bikes and volunteered the information for the likely bike pretty much immediately.

    • @[email protected]
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      267 days ago

      They can trace the credit card. Whether or not that leads to the actual shooter is a different matter.

  • @[email protected]
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    Now let’s add a bit of Ghost in the Shell where the shooter is invisible because no one has organic eyes anymore… And he has an electronic scrambling technology

  • @Snapz
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    …so far.

    Hey dental insurance CEO, are you thinking twice this morning about signing off on that press release where you’re going to start denying all of Grandma’s dental claims if you you’re software finds any evidence of her smiling on social media… Smiling being user-initiated routine wear and tear on teeth that shareholders demand no longer be covered by default.

    Think twice this morning, my Lord…