How the fuck you buss a nut that easily, was the coffee cold and creamy?
CUMppuccino
My god what an absolute nutter
Looks guilty to me.
I’m thinking of the scene in South Park where they were selling Butter’s goo as a sports drink. Randy goes to drink it and says ,“this is cum,”. Implying Randy knows what cum taste like and no one figured it out.
Type of post I scroll by and leave front and center on my phone at work without realizing what it says for 5 minutes.
Some of the best puns for this meme include:
- Fappucino
- Cumpresso
- Ejaculatte
- Tastes nutty
I forgot to add this, my b >>
On a more sobering note, this guy’s real crime is sexually harassing women. More so, the legal system didn’t really work in his case.
Mugshot for proof. Also you can find news on him but most news sources are now “Your data, your choice: Accept cookies, or Reject cookies and pay a subscription fee” so this is the best I can do
Its like those shows/films where they get you rooting for the protagonist early and then show you that you’ve been cheering for a monster.
Boss only found out when he forgot to jerk into his coffee and noticed it tasted off.
Or he started liking asparagus.
This demonstrates an incredible drive, a level of commitment that no one who is not being chased by inner demons can accomplish.
Any company would be Lucky to hire this guy to use that for their purposes (while he works from home)
Although OP’s headline is completely fake, this one is not.
https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/man-pleads-guilty-to-ejaculating-into-co-workers-coffee/
Lol i wonder if it became such a force of habit he didn’t even realize what he was doing after a couple years – imagining he got caught red-handed “what are you doing?!?” “Uh im uh getting boss their coffee uhhh yeah this looks weird uhh it’s just a habit you know”
So assuming 15min a session, x 250ish workdays removing holidays in the USA, x 4 years = 250 hours of getting paid to jerk off
Ain’t no fifteen minute sesh spaffing all up a flat white, that’s a four-minute joyless forcegasm.
Minutes? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those numbers down.
1 pump or 2?
One pump one cream
These days bosses always complain about a lack of dedication from their employees. And then they get this guy who shows some real dedication and they arrest him. SMH
Exactly. I never want to hear someone say that nobody wants to work anymore again.
I remember just before the pandemic just about every non-trade job in my area was hiring at minimum wage. I’d hear store owners say they’re short staffed because nobody wants to work.
I said “How much do you start employees at?” And they’d say $7.10 per hour."
I said “At those wages, I imagine they don’t want to work an adult job when Mcdonalds down the street hires for $8.00 an hour.”
These small business owners never wanted to admit the problem. In those days, if he’d have said $12 an hour, I’d likely have applied.
Suspects picture looks AI generated
Yeah, he looks like Stanley Kubrick lol
