Holy crap, she’s 31? She looks like a 60 year old that had extensive work to kind of look 40.
Her chin in this picture literally looks like that guy from the black and white meme I didn’t know the name of… or handsome Squidward
No. The other one. The one drawn to look cartoonishly “handsome”.
Jigsaw from the horror movies.
GigaChad.
Farquad
She looks like Dr. Cuddy from House
Hate ages you like few other things.
I keep telling people she doesn’t look human, and now knowing her age it’s now worse.
She worked hard to look older!
Station!
EXCELLENT!
STATION
She looks like what happens when you try to put a knock-off Barbie’s head on to an actual Barbie frame, and you push it down far enough to engage the swivel disc but there isn’t the proper lip for it so the head ends up super far down the neck, with the chin jutting out awkwardly.
(This is 25+ year old reference material so may no longer be applicable)
Talking about a hard 31? I figured she was in her late 50’s.
The woman gets a new facelift ever six months. She is exactly the kind of person Trump fucks with.
Wait, that chick is 31 years old?? Jesus I thought she was mid 40s
Parts of her are only few months old.
When you get the same plastic surgery old women get it makes you look like an old woman.
Hate ages you faster.
I mean look at nick fuentes and 20 something conservatives. They all look like they’ve speen their teens as alcoholics/ meth junkies
I mean look at nick fuentes
God damn. He is like some kind of racist caricature of a white person. How many Hapsburgs are up that family tree?
The only way to keep the bloodline pure is to keep it in the family.
He looks like he’s 15.
Yeah apparently she has some kind of plastic surgery addiction, that’s why her face looks like that. It’s pretty nasty IMO. Regardless, I have a personal hypothesis that in private she’s polishing Donby Boy’s… furniture…
Personal hypothesis? This is a world wide WTF going on right now
I’m feeling pretty good rn for myself, she really looks off. She’s similar looking to the Kimberly Guilfoyle lady (55) and Lauren Sánchez (54)
Wait, odor issues? This one is new to me.
But…just a reminder on “family values”
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The orange turd is on his 3rd wife
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Has at least 6 kids across those 3 wives
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While wifo #3 was pregnant with one of his crotch fruit, he paid to bang a porn star
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Has openly admitted to blatant sexual assault of women
As far as reasons not to vote for him go, there are plenty more important ones. But it seems to be a thing.
It was heavily talked about for as long as the news cycle could bear it, after Kinzinger made a particularly memorable description: like a combination “of armpits, ketchup and butt.”
https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-gop-lawmaker-doubles-down-115915282.htmlKathy Griffin said she has experience from The Apprentice and he smells “really bad”: https://www.newsweek.com/cnn-adam-kinzinger-donald-trump-odor-x-twitter-1853353
MSNBC’s Alex Wagner says he smells like “cooking oil.” https://www.newsweek.com/alex-wagner-donald-trump-smells-cooking-oil-late-show-1939625
There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.
All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.
It’s not heresy. There are people on the apprentice that confirm him shitting his pants.
Heresy or hearsay? Big diff ;D
I mean, there are a lot of red hats out there that would call it heresy
Repudiated means to strongly deny.
looks like an autocorrect error to me; based on context, I bet they meant “reported.”
Good clarification either way, though, especially since it dramatically changes the meaning of the sentence
Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.
Got a literal lol from me at breakfast.
And hey, you’re one of a pretty small number of people in the world that can use “gas chromatographic” properly, so you got that going for you, which is nice.
Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.
He didn’t pay to bang a porn star, he paid to try to silence her after he decided to run for president.
He ALSO paid to make her shut up, but she definitely didn’t fuck him because of his personal charm…
“I don’t pay em to fuck, I pay em to leave”
All lists should start with https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/assault-allegations-donald-trump-recapped
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She’s only 31? Man, at what point do cosmetic surgeons feel guilty about continuing that mutilation?
Many surgeons justify their actions by reasoning that if they don’t perform the surgery, the dysmorphic patient will just go to sketchier and sketchier places until they get what they want, and end up getting infected etc. I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.
I’m honestly not sure how I feel about that reasoning.
It’s the drug dealers’ defense. Which has also been used for justifying the continued export of coal.
It kind of contrasts with the hypocratic oath, IMO.
Many surgeons are narcissistic sociopaths. They don’t care, they are champions in mental gymnastics to justify whatever they do.
31 lol. Try 55.
Tinfoil hats on please…
…what if the republican party is staging all the infighting to draw attention away from the debate?
They dubbed this “The Trump Show” during the 2016 election. An unending chain of increasingly deranged acts and reactions by other Republicans that dominate the news cycle and don’t allow any news about then Clinton, now Harris. No news is the same as bad news this close to the election,
The debate has already left the news cycle but pet eating refugees remain topical.
Welcome to the modern media.
Or she wants something from him enough to ignore it. The leaders of maga are almost entirely cynical. Men like Trump, powerful and vain, attract predators that sometimes look like sycophants. “Oh sweetie you banged me like a man half your age, and they say you’re not virile.” “They probably think that because you are letting the libs walk all over everyone.” “Of course you are if they’re doing it and you’re God’s messenger on earth they succeed because you let them” “Oh silly, I don’t know anything about that, but steve was talking about something interesting the other day”
Anthony Scaramucci, the short, short time Trump appointee owns a New York restaurant where Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy parties have been held.
In order to make sure that the women are desperate, the usual invitation list favors the men. If they have 30 potential Daddies, they invite 40 or more women.
https://ny.eater.com/2018/4/17/17242252/anthony-scaramucci-midtown-restaurant-sugar-daddy
That’s awful, thanks
When I saw Loomer’s plastic surgery I realized she was one of those desperate Sugar Babies who’d do anything to be a “winner.”
Is that supposed to be Trump?
I guess he lost 60 pounds and his thumb is double jointed now.
Well. He did lose weight, allegedly from Ozempic and Adderall, but that does seem like a pretty flattering picture. And his thumbs are double jointed/flexible. You can see it all the time when he plays his invisible accordion.
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Trump is taking ozempic (allegedly).
Hopefully amphetamines.
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If she’s willing to have his nuts on her chin, I don’t think she minds the odor.
Wym, she has a great sense of smell! She can sniff out the laundered money and the imitation gold chandeliers. 🤑
Probably more that she’s angling for her slice of the inheritance.
I’m surprised no one commented on “Melania, Trump’s imported model wife”
There is no way that woman is 31. She is at least 40.
Reverse Melisandre.
