• UltraHamster64
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    I call that bullshit until owls give up the monopoly on every fucking fun event/gathering you can attend. Meeting with friends? Yeah let’s do this in the fucking night!! Concert or a party? God damn midnight would be sufficient. What? You want to have a fun time at reasonable time of fucking day? Boo opressor go to hell

    • @PugJesusOP
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      We’re winning the war, you can see here one of the oppressors is demoralized by our brutal tactics

  • Knitwear
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    For the curious, this is from the dropout.tv show SmartyPants where comedians present lectures and it’s amazing

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      I hope they release more Smartypants soon. “When is the happiest birthday?” and “No thank you the ocean” are fucking incredible, but honestly it’s all gold.

  • @gAlienLifeform
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    “They asked me how well I understood class consciousness. I said I was a member of the conscious class. They said welcome aboard.”

  • @ivanafterall
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    Who decided that only people who are up and out before 10:30 AM deserve fresh biscuits? This world is fucked.

    • @Randelung
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      We just have to invent a new meal. Can’t have breakfast after 10:30? Fine, you can’t have midnight meal before 10:30!

  • @foggy
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    Recently my therapist:

    Look at you! You used to work night shifts and now you’re working at 5 am!

    Me:

    Yes, nothing changed. I just don’t want to work near people. So I do what I can to minimize that.

    • Aniki 🌱🌿
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      Mate I love starting work at 6 AM. Being able to finish work before the early afternoon and having both the post-lunch rush over, pre-rush-hour on the highways, and almost all establishments empty is such a blessing. It’s a major life change from working third shift.

  • Diplomjodler
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    Night owls of the world rise up! But only after midday, of course!

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      We were trusted to protect the village from the terrors in the night for thousands of years! Now we’re cast aside as pariahs, weird beings that shouldn’t be in the group just because we’re different. Until we regain the respect we deserve, the day walkers shall receive none of our treasures!

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    As a morning person, I don’t want more people waking up early, it’s my peaceful time and I want to keep it that way.

    I wish night owls respected my sleep time during holidays instead of making explosions at night cause of reasons (fireworks).

    • @krashmo
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      Oh no, you have to be inconvenienced on three holidays a year! Night owls have to drag themselves out of bed every day because some dickheads decided that every job has to start at 8 AM.

      • Cadeillac
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        78 hours ago

        Right? This person is so fucking entitled. How dare people enjoy a few nights a year!

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          Synthesis: everyone should have a well constructed residence with ample sound dampening where late night fireworks and early morning traffic noise wouldn’t be a problem. Capitalist real estate developers minimizing their costs and maximizing their profits have us fighting each other when they’re the real problem.

          e; I was actually thinking microphones would pick up and retransmit sounds after running it through some reverb and flanging to get a cozy underwater effect, but damping external sounds makes a lot more sense

          • Bezier
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            Dampening means making something damp (wet). The word you’re probably looking for is “damping.”

            • @gAlienLifeform
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              Ah, you’re totally right,thank you, I’d been using those interchangeably without thinking about it much

          • Iron Lynx
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            That edit deserves extra kudos

          • Dragon "Rider"(drag)
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            Drag doesn’t think we need to build better insulation in order to stop traffic noise. All we need to do is ban explosion powered cars. However, we should install better insulation anyway to save electricity and reduce carbon use even further.

            • @shroomato
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              Unfortunately most noise from cars at speeds above 30km/h is due to tires hitting the road surface, not engines.

              • capital
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                That’s more bearable than the fuckers with loud exhaust.

            • Cadeillac
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              38 hours ago

              All of this can be true

            • Iron Lynx
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              That only helps quiet down cars below 30 km/h. Above that speed, most noise is either rolling noise or wind noise.

      • Dragon "Rider"(drag)
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        Drag suggests solving the problem by improving the train lines. Electric trains are quieter than cars. If everyone takes the train to work, there will be less car noise.

    • Dragon "Rider"(drag)
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      Drag read that burning heavy metals in the atmosphere is bad for public health and wildlife. Drag is ashamed drag didn’t realise it from common sense and instead had to have it explained to drag. Drag is now enlightened that fireworks are bad.

      Let’s do drone shows instead.

      • Cadeillac
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        Drone shows for the win!

  • tiredofsametab
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    I’m a night person and my main job only has core hours in the afternoon. I’m also a farmer and if I don’t wake up and work in the morning, the heat is deadly in summer (our humidity is frequently 80+%). I’m now oppressed by the climate as well, hehehe.

    Sunrise and sunset in eastern Japan are also super early, so I’m not getting much of anything done between the end of core time and sunset even on our longest days.

    • @grue
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      2910 hours ago

      my main job

      I’m also a farmer

      Never has Japan felt so foreign to me as while reading this comment. Being a farmer (as a job, not just gardening as a hobby) and having another career at the same time? What is this sorcery?

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        I just bought a house with land and started farming this year so maybe ask me in another year or two how it’s going, heh. No animals for now. I’ve managed to get a lot of food for us with some left over to sell.

        Oh, in the US, nearly all farmers are either getting subsidies and/or have off-farm jobs

      • @LesserAbe
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        I have a cousin who is a farmer in the US and also has to have a second job. He probably has millions invested in machinery, but last time I talked to him about it he said for the cost of the equipment to really make sense he needs more land to farm. Right now he has unused capacity.

        • @ivanafterall
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          1710 hours ago

          Has he looked into switching over to growing Starfruit or Ancient Fruit? Wines and jams can also increase income.

      • @[email protected]
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        I mean Cole the Cornstar is also a grave digger and a YouTuber 🧑‍🌾🧑‍💼🧑‍💻

    • Celediel
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      Yup, I just watched this episode yesterday. It’s Pallavi Gunalan, on episode 7 of Smartypants.

  • flicker
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    I made a dhampir in pathfinder based on several truths about me and one of them was that I abhor direct sunlight.

    • snooggums
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      2512 hours ago

      Too early, let’s sleep in and start the revolution at 10 a.m.

      • @HootinNHollerin
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        You’re going about it all wrong! We’ll start it at 10pm

        • Zier
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          Can we do 11pm, I really want to sleep in.