I guess he thinks he’s one upping Harris or something? Weird.

  • @Ibaudia
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    Man I hate these fucking headlines. The race is insanely close and news headlines like this aren’t helping that. It just helps reinforce Trump’s narrative that media outlets are irrationally out to smear him.

    • @Treczoks
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      Well, we all know already that he is cheap, bad, tasteless, and overly salty.

  • @Snapz
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    Dress him up in a fireman hat, let him honk a truck horn, unwrap and rewrap a cheeseburger at a closed restaurant.

    Grandpa is all gone

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      It was a closed restaurant? So that’s why.

      I was wondering why McD HQ hadn’t thrown a fit when AgentOrange got to serve actual people actual food in an actual McDonald’s. I mean the rumors about his personal hygiene would indicate that the restaurant didn’t live up to the McDonald’s hygienic standards.

      You can say what you want about their food, but the hygiene at McDonald’s is impeccable 9.9 times out of 10. So having an unwashed civilian, without training, serving innocent civilians just seemed strange.

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    You know it’s not real because there’s no machines beeping loudly in his ear because a car was in the drivethru for >16 seconds, or manager screaming “Hurry the hell up where are those large fries!?!” or people throwing crap at him for tiktok cred.

  • @RampantParanoia2365
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    One of my great regrets from this past year or so was not coming up with a Ronald McDonald meme for DeSantis and Trump.

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    “THE DEMI-CRATS ARE TRYING TO TAKE YOUR COWS AWAY”

    -old man yelling at America

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    Not gonna lie. If he stays and works a 40 hour week I’ll be impressed. Maybe that’s a bucket list item for him.

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    He looks tired in the photo. And sad

    Tired. SAD!

    Anyways…

  • @Suavevillain
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    This is one for the history books that people won’t believe is real lol.

    • @yemmly
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      They won’t believe any of it was real.

        • @psycho_driver
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          None of it should be. One of the developers of our artificial reality went rogue a while back.

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    Trump has repeatedly accused his Democratic opponent of lying about working at McDonald’s, in large part because the job wasn’t listed on her later resume for a legal job.

    This man doesn’t know how resumes or jobs work.

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      He also couldn’t get hired at McDonalds for real.

      They don’t hire convicted felons IIRC.

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        If that’s really in their hiring policy I hope there’s a class action lawsuit against McD’s for all felons they’ve turned down for jobs in the recent past and then allowing Trump to work there.

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    He’s really fixated on the Harris/McDonald’s thing. I honestly think with his cognitive decline, he can’t comfortably conceive something he loves and something he hates overlapping like this. I know that sounds insane, but let’s remember who we’re talking about.

    He mentions it all the time.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m also expecting him to start talking about Biden’s dick, given how much he desperately wants Biden back as his opponent along with constantly talking about people’s “schlongs”.

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    A group of Republicans and conservatives who have consistently opposed Trump, called the Lincoln Project, also added, “Good practice for his next job in the prison kitchen.”

    Well, dayam.