Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.

blue, so I would finally have a friend

If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?

This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish

The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.

Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?

Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word ‘rizz’ regularly will now poop?

Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I’d be the God of a stinky new world.

Problem is that in the US I’m fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.

I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.

No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.

I like that it’s “Forced”. If it was just “make people shit themselves”, it would just happen and then they’d wonder what’s going on But Forced implies they’re fighting it, it implies resistance. That’s kinda messed up.

Pink all the way. Rude to some service worker? Poopy pants. Didn’t return the cart? Poop. Drive like an asshole? Poop. Politician spewing hateful garbage on national television? Oh you bet you’re getting the poopy pants.

I would be The Punisher, only with poop instead of guns.

I’ve got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.

I’ll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.

I’d probably use it whenever I get road rage. Oh, you wanna cut me off? Fuck you. Shit your pants.

Why is this so funny? It’s fucking stupid 😂

Pink would be politically beneficial. You could legitimately make major progress in the world with that power. Someone who disagrees with you tries to speak publicly? Time to poop. Hell. Just harass them with explosive diarrhea until they notice the trend that whenever they do something political, the diarrhea returns.

The older you get the more your going to want that poop command to use on yourself.

Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.