• @[email protected]
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    I figured out how to get my food with NO delivery fee: I get off my fat ass and get it myself. Novel approach, I know.

    • @[email protected]
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      And sometimes you’re too tired for that or want something you can’t reasonably make at home. There’s nothing wrong with ordering food.

      • @[email protected]
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        Nothing wrong with it rarely or if you’re disabled, but paying $30 for McDonald’s or whatever on a regular basis is insane

        • @[email protected]
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          There’s zero indication that OP is ordering delivery often, so I’m not sure why you have jumped to that conclusion?

          Besides, whether or not ordering delivery often depends on what you’re ordering and on your disposable income. McDonald’s is far from the only option, plenty of real restaurants offer delivery too these days. If you can afford it, you can probably eat a fairly healthy diet even if you never cook. Not for me, in no small part because I usually enjoy cooking, but I’m not gonna judge people who don’t. Doesn’t affect me, I’m not gonna go out of my way to be annoyed.

          • @[email protected]
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            My post was in no way attacking OP. I was just soapboxing about food delivery services that charge insane fees for something which, in my opinion, is mostly useless.

            I fully admit I’m being judgmental. And people are free to disagree with me.

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          So I don’t really understand why you are paying so much for food? Looking at the local delivery app, I just now chose a “big Mac mcmenue” containing a big Mac, fries and a 0.5l drink. This would cost me 10,89€, let’s say 13€ with a very generous tip.

          At this moment it seems 13€ are worth $13,48. What are you ordering that costs more than double of that?

          • @[email protected]
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            1. Almost everyone on uber eats (and similar services) mark up their items. This sausage burrito meal is $10 on uber eats and is 8 something in store

            2. Delivery fee 5.99

            3. tip (whatever you want to pay)

            For a normal meal this will more than double the price. Order just about anything else and you’re easily at $30 with still almost half the price being the delivery.

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            What are you ordering that costs more than double of that?

            Two Big Mac Menus? And some chicken nuggets.

      • @RaoulDook
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        “Nothing wrong with ordering food” - correct

        But there is something wrong with paying double to have it delivered - it’s called wasting money. Do y’all have a lot of money to waste?

        • @[email protected]
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          I actually order way too much, but it costs like 2 euros to get it delivered with a 5€/month subscription. My time is worth roughly an euro per minute. Anything farther than a 5 minute walk is a net loss to pick up on foot. There’s nothing closer than a 30 minute walk there and back. Car also takes fuel to get started

          If delivery starts costing me 10 or 20 euros, I’ll start walking or driving to pick up my food.

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          I’d rather “waste” some money instead of my time picking it up … or even worse, shopping and cooking.

      • stebo
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        there’s nothing wrong with it but it’s a luxury service so you shouldn’t complain about it being expensive

    • @cm0002
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      DoorDash is a hell of a lot cheaper than catching a DUI charge tho

      • @[email protected]
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        Normal people have a stocked fridge and are not constantly drunk.

        If being drunk seriously affects your shopping schedule, you have an alcohol problem.

        • @cm0002
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          Alcohol isn’t the only thing you can get a DUI for…there are lots of things that it covers from prescription medication to weed. Anything that negatively impacts your driving ability can potentially lead to a DUI.

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            And you really think so many people are on these medications that they make up a serious percentage of the market share?

            How do all those people get to work on their medication?

            • @cm0002
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              There are a lot of medication you really shouldn’t drive on, it’s a common side effect, so probably hundreds of thousands if not in the millions

              How do all those people get to work on their medication?

              Buses, Uber, Family/Friends, medication timing (eg not taking until you get to work and not taking the next dose till after), WFH jobs

            • Midnight Wolf
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              I’ll take “this dumbfuck has never had to use a prescription in their life” for $500, Alex.

              Oh look it’s the daily double!

              I’ll take “medications can have various strengths of side effects, especially in the first few hours of taking them, and thus many need to be taken at home on a strict schedule, often before or with a meal, immediately when waking up, going to sleep… and it is very common for drugs to say not to operate a vehicle or machinery after taking and/or until you know how your body reacts”

              They should really shorten that category, phew

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                Again, how many people does that affect in relation to food delivery?

                Hardly any of your statements make any sense. Are you honestly suggesting that people order food specifically to maintain their medications schedule for medication that has to be taken with food? Really?

                Do you really for real think that all these people are physically unable to have, well, a fridge? That’s absurd.

                You’re trying to justify being drunk. Maybe that’s why you’re so angry.

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                  Lots. I am one of them. Several members of my family also take meds that can impair driving.

                  Wtf does taking medication have to do with being drunk?

                  Do your own research before you make a bigger idiot out of yourself. It’s not the job of others to educate you.

        • @Soup
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          Shopping schedule? Bro life is hard and busy, plenty of people are struggling with all kinds of issues that they can’t easily schedule around and depression is it’s own beast.

          Look, I don’t order food because of the price and because I don’t want to support that fucked up business model(also because I live in a walkable city) but, and I mean this in the most “I hope you take this as an opportunity to reflect” kinda way, go fuck off with that shit.

          • @Coreidan
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            Ah yes. You have the time to sit around and get wasted but life is too busy for you to go to the store.

            👍

            • @frostysauce
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              Fuck you for telling people what to do with their time.

            • Midnight Wolf
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              “I’m the ideal human who never has to think about other people’s situations, struggles, or addictions. Everyone should be like me, just stop being stupid! Duh!” --this fucker

              Like yeah, theoretically one shouldn’t prioritize drinking or whatever over resources to sustain one’s self. But theoretically, people also aren’t massive shits to each another.

              Walk a mile in their shoes or shut the fuck up.

              • @Coreidan
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                Pull your shit together man

        • @frostysauce
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          How’s it look from that high horse you’re on?

    • @frostysauce
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      I’m happy that you are physically able, that you have places within walking distance to pick the food up from, or if not that you own a vehicle and are not vision impaired or afflicted with some other ailment that would make driving impossible. I hope you reflect on how fortunate you are.

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        I do, all the time.

        My point was that most people are able to procure their own food without paying exorbitant fees for it; in their case, I consider it lazy and wasteful. That’s also my opinion, and people are free to apply their own judgement.

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          It was a completely reasonable take and everyone understood what you meant.

          Only on lemmy would someone try to paint an exploitative middleman like UberEats as a noble service for those unable to journey to the store.

          There are actually services that do that and they don’t charge a 30% markup. That actually seems even more exploitative and you’d think the other commenter would be enraged at Uber.

          • @[email protected]
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            Such is the price for a popular top-level comment. I suffer so that those who must always be the contrarian can satisfy their unrelenting urges. Today, it is my internet cross to bear.

          • @frostysauce
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            How exactly did I attempt to paint Uber Eats (who is absolutely an exploitative middleperson) as a “noble service?”

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              I’m happy that you are physically able, that you have places within walking distance to pick the food up from, or if not that you own a vehicle and are not vision impaired or afflicted with some other ailment that would make driving impossible

              The implication being that thankfully for UberEats people who aren’t physically able, don’t have places within walking distance, don’t own a vehicle, or are vision impaired or afflicted with some other ailment that makes driving impossible, they can get their food delivered.

              UberEats is a cancer and honestly, everyone I’ve known who’s disabled or on a fixed income in some way couldn’t afford the insane markup.

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                That’s not at all what I implied or meant but thank you for assuming I’m the worst person ever for pushing back against someone being proud they can just get off their ass and pick up food.

                Yes, Uber Eats is a cancer but I’ve known people to count down to the cents so their account won’t be overdrawn so that they can order one hot meal delivered. Yes I absolutely think it is in the monetization plans of all the delivery apps to take advantage of people in that situation, I was just trying to point out “get off your ass and pick it up” isn’t a viable option for everyone. Also, not everyone is the best at math or managing their money.

    • @[email protected]
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      I get off my fat ass

      But the entire point of having it delivered is so you can keep sitting on it.

    • @RageAgainstTheRich
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      It is not that easy for everyone. I for example can’t afford a car. And restaurants aren’t exactly around the corner. So if i want to get food like that, i have to have it delivered.

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          5 euros is cheaper for delivery than 15 for a train ticket. Its not that big of a deal honestly. I don’t know the pricing in america but its not to bad where i live. The food itself is becoming way to expensive though.

          I only order food a few times a year so its no problem.

          • @AlexanderTheDead
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            It’s significantly different in America. I think doordash has different payment structures in Europe bcos of laws whereas, in most of America, drivers are paid next to nothing. It’s like tipping culture with American service workers, except way worse.

            So like, inflated prices (set by the restaurant and optional, but often done to make up for doordash’s cut) + delivery fee (pocketed by doordash of course!) + ridiculous tip bcos now I gotta pay this driver’s livable wage.

            Door dash really is an unsustainable business. It’s probably gonna tank in the next 5 years, I’d bet.

        • @RageAgainstTheRich
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          Genius! Never thought about that!.. I order food maybe 2-3 times a year. What makes you think i exclusively order food?

      • @Coreidan
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        From one extreme to the next. Interesting.

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          That’s just for cases where I’m bothering to go grocery shopping anyway. Sometimes I’m just too tired or lazy and then I’m ordering food.

        • @[email protected]
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          I feel so too, you get more for the same money. But getting stuff delivered has its place in situations where you for some reason don’t have the energy.

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    This is a perfect illustration of why we should not privatize essential services.

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      “Essential” is your criteria? To be clear, you’re saying that anything that’s an actual human need, should be state run?

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      Thankfully food delivery isn’t essential, therefore it should be privatized (preferably by a restaurant that delivers to places hundreds of miles away by plane)

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    USPS should not focus on profitability and fuck Uber and the gig economy.

    • @big_slap
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      yes! it is a SERVICE Americans already pay for in taxes, the need to make a profit on it makes no sense.

      • @JamesTBagg
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        No we don’t. The USPS is not tax funded, it is self funded by shipping costs and stamp sales.

        • @big_slap
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          I have been bamboozled, swore it was

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            Even worse, it was made “unprofitable” by being required to have a ridiculously high standard of pension coverage, which I believe just ended or ends soon.

            • @apfelwoiSchoppen
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              Now they will swing hard in the other direction. Heaven forbid you have TOO MUCH pension coverage as inflation spikes.

            • @big_slap
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              wow… no wonder we will never get free healthcare in this country

              • @[email protected]
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                Things are fucked from the top down. It’s by design, It’s a long listen but worth checking out How Conservatism Won by Robert Evans. He lays out in a clear concise way “how a consortium of rich failsons got together to fund a network of right wing think tanks and shift American culture in a fun new direction. (note: it was not actually fun at all).” They’ve been very successful and those think tanks are now pipelines used to funnel ideological purists into powerful positions like our current Supreme Court.

                It’s not even a conspiracy, it’s all easily verifiable. These people do not share our American values. They do not value freedoms (speech, press, religion, etc) the same way that many of us do. They want a return to the gilded age with them as the robber barons and landed gentry and everyone else as a permanent, toiling underclass.

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          I’d be very fine with it being tax funded instead of being funded by stamps and parcel metering. We might have much less shit mail as a result. It was an actual part of this government, not a corporation like now, before 1970, when the Reorg Act went into effect. Look before 1970 then USPS workers were not allowed to collectively bargain but that still could have been achieved with the a different outcome in 1970.

          I would be very fine with tax funding because as a service the work they do facilitates other sectors’ viabilities. There might also be more accountability to help the workers.

  • @BigBenis
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    And somehow USPS can still pay their couriers more.

    • @ours
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      Shhh, Musk might hear you and destroy it.

      • @Coreidan
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        Don’t worry they already have a plan

  • Da Bald Eagul
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    Economies of scale and different expectations of timely delivery… Both of those prices are much more than I deal with here in the NL though

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      Yes. Everyone in the US tells me that people get so much more money there than here in Germany because of the taxes and everything. And then you have to pay $30 for a simple food delivery?

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        It’s part of the propaganda. Richest country in the world, they say, but you pay a lot more for basically everything because there’s few government regulations keeping prices in check, and a number of things that are done by the government in other countries are run by for profit corporations here (healthcare).

        Although, $10.50 for the mail is pretty pricey. That’s no letter that they’re sending. I run an Etsy shop and frequently send stuff in padded envelopes through the post office, and those cost me like $4 to send across the country.

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        Don’t forget the 1000x American markup for anything health related.

        • TJA!
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          Yes, that was also what I thought. But people assured me that I should just get a tech job and the employer will then pay all my health costs

      • @Soup
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        The real trick, I’ve heard, is to work remotely for a U.S. company. Get all the benefits of a civilized country but they pay you the bigger salaries(if you work in a field that isn’t 100% rat-fucked yet).

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        I thought they were taking the piss with the $30, is that for real?

        I used to live in Morocco and I paid about $3 a month for free deliveries with their local equivalent.

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    One of these is a government service and subsidized.

  • @SolidShake
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    Government vs private.

    It’s the same with healthcare believe it or not.

  • @militaryintelligence
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    If most of that went to the driver I would be OK with it. I never use those services, they exploit workers

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      I only do when my daughter is staying somewhere and doesn’t have food to eat. That’s rare, but it has happened a few times.

  • @dx1
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    USPS is the most underappreciated thing in the world. In the shittiest areas I’ve ever lived it’s still been fairly reliable. In a nice area, forget about it, perfect.

    • @FooBarrington
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      If there was a service like this, I’d probably buy there every day. I can plan 1-2 days ahead what I’d like to eat, but more is harder. This would be perfect.

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        one of the food delivery service I used tried to offer this, but that is extremely limited in availability and does not cover my address so I never get to use it.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      I’m offering budget food delivery. 3 day delivery guaranteed.

  • @TimeNaan
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    One is not designed to generate profit. Nor should it be for that exact reason.

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    Don’t worry, they are already trying to get rid of the USPS so we can be charged ridiculous amounts for mail delivery.

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        A lot of USPS offices are in prime locations in many cities. The real estate alone is worth hundreds of billions, at least.