• Flying Squid
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    402 hours ago

    I’ve never believed in astrology, but we Scorpios are naturally skeptical.

    • Gabe BellOP
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      117 minutes ago

      I’m not sure I believe that.

    • @[email protected]
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      You’re a Scorpio? No wonder I couldn’t trust you. Sagittariuses and Scorpios are natural enemies. Like Sagittariuses and Cancers. Or Sagittariuses and other Sagittariuses. Dammit Sagittarius! You ruined astrology!!

    • Flying Squid
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      102 hours ago

      Thank you very much. This sort of thing needs to be sourced.

  • JackbyDev
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    143 hours ago

    So, yes, some people go too far into astrology and some people are actual grifters, but a lot of times, I think most of the time, people are just looking for a little fun. Yes, I know a tarot reading is bullshit, but it can be fun to do and it can be enlightening to see how I think it should be interpreted. Sort of like the idea of ink blotch tests, but that’s not a great comparison.

    • @Ibaudia
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      72 hours ago

      I really hope this is true because I have met soooo many people in my personal life who seriously believe the position of the stars affects every little facet of your life.

  • barnaclebutt
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    72 hours ago

    Obviously biased. Every astrologer is a world leading expert. That’s just a true and correct fact. Where are the error bars? Why not use violin plots? Correct science is what will prove astrology correct. I know that because I’m a Leo. Seriously, astrology is important for weeding out tinder profiles.

  • @TrickDacy
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    Does “fucked off” mean “pissed off” in some vernacular? Not sure I’ve seen/heard that before.

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        Gotcha. Is it a new usage? I wouldn’t say my british slang stays super up to date necessarily… maybe I forgot this one, but I don’t remember seeing/hearing it in the past.

        • @party_planet
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          As long as I can remember, so not a new thing

  • @mvirts
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    Necessary work. However, that last instructon isn’t science, it’s education.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 hour ago

    Astrology I think works better when they focus less on predicting people’s characteristics than looking at people’s patterns in their life. If Saturn is returning to your “insert astrology term here” that means 29 years have happened which means great changes which is pretty typical for humans. People go through big changes at their late 20s and late 50s / early 60s. Since the stars goes through regular patterns and using this a time based guide a lot can be understood about human nature. This is a lot of astrology but the patterns at birth is more popular or at least the most commonly understood portion of it.

  • @BrotherL0v3
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    435 hours ago

    I wonder what kind of person calls themselves a “world class expert” in astrology.

    • JackbyDev
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      72 hours ago

      A woman predicted the exact date Biden would step down a few weeks before it happened. She claims to be a world class astrologist. People sort of viewed this as a wow moment. Completely ignoring the fact that it’s been talked about that he might not re run if he won in 2020 (which I think was actually a misquote, but ultimately irrelevant for this discussion). There had been a lot of talk and push for him to step down, especially in the month or so prior to it happening. That someone sort of recognized all this but claimed the stars gave them the exact date is such an obvious Occam’s razor moment lol but people really did believe she was a master level astrologer.

    • Gabe BellOP
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      224 hours ago

      The stars of the profession?

    • Rentlar
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      You know, I’m something of a galaxy-class expert astrologist myself.

    • @barsquid
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      74 hours ago

      Looks like technically any of us can.

    • Gabe BellOP
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      44 hours ago

      People with planet sized egos?

    • Gabe BellOP
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      118 minutes ago

      I don’t think that’s true, and I don’t think you really believe that either…

  • SleepyWheel
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    195 hours ago

    I wonder if there is some benefit from the clients interpretation of the reading, even though the reading itself is nonsense. In the same way someone can flip a coin to help you make a decision, and you realise from your gut reaction what you actually wanted to do all along, but weren’t consciously aware of

    • @tabris
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      I used to work in a shop that could easily be described as “New Age” and it has a tarot reader there. Having looked at the history of tarot but being a complete sceptic, I asked for a reading one time to see for myself how they go.

      Afterwards I asked her “it’s a light therapy session, isn’t it?” She responded “mostly.”

      That’s pretty much what it is, cheap, basic therapy to help you sort through your thoughts, and shares some similarities with CBT. I’d still recommend therapy if you need it, but I don’t mind people going to a tarot reader if that’s what helps them. But I still think the mysticism side of it can be a problem for a variety of reasons.

      • JackbyDev
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        72 hours ago

        Yeah, that’s really all it is. It gets much more questionable and problematic when it’s things like people claiming to channel dead loved ones.

        • @tabris
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          Oh, 100 percent. There’s much healthier ways to deal with that kind of grief.

          • JackbyDev
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            137 minutes ago

            One of my wife’s former coworkers said she needed to stop looking into astrology, so I think some people definitely can get into it too much and worry too much about predictions, but on the whole I don’t think astrology (specifically) is problematic as a whole.

            But it is interesting that it does cause some people to discriminate against others based on their birthdays lol.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 hours ago

          Yup that’s exactly what pissed off Houdini so much that he ended his friendship with Arthur Conan Doyle.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 hours ago

        Tarot is also a great way of reflection and introspection by giving external prompts which allow a jumping off point for story creation and reframing. Lot of creative processes recommend this external semi-random prompt because it changes you from your normal thoughts. This allows you to think about what happened or what you want to happen and gives a story and a new perspective. Humans are naturally story tellers and pattern seekers and this taps into that. This reframing is a evidence based therapeutic technique that works.

        Also if it makes you feel better in your own head that means it works. Everything is based on our mental state so what is difference

    • @_number8_
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      this is definitely the answer, and i don’t get why people are so aggressive about shitting on people who just want a bit of fake mysticism in their lives. literally not hurting anyone to look at the stars and feel stuff

      • @[email protected]
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        Until they charge $300 for a three hour reading, without disclosing the price or the time beforehand. And refer to all women as “goddesses”. And ask for tastes of four different types of wine before getting the same thing they always get.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 hours ago

    I’m pretty sure that last one was a Derren Brown bit on one if his TV shows.

    It’s all bollocks, but if this sort of thing helps you through the day then you do you.

  • Sneezycat
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    737 hours ago

    Astrology is so stupid! That’s why I only practice geomancy, the true divination art.