Read the whole article because it’s hilarious.

  • @[email protected]
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    Hey, y’all need to chill out. The cops have qualified immunity because they are better trained and educated than the average civilian. Y’all think this was a medical imaging center!? You don’t know that! They could have been growing dangerous Marijuana that immigrated here illegally from Mexico to eat the dogs and cats!

    Thank God our boys in blue took the time to clear this potentially dangerous building of any possible threats! That MRI machine nearly got one of them until they disarmed and detained it!

    Just another dangerous day on the job!

    • Flying SquidOP
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      Do you know how racist you’re being right now?

      It’s the Haitians who eat the dogs and cats. The Mexicans take all of our jobs.

      Get it right. Jeez.

  • @AeonFelis
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    32 hours ago

    Why did he leave the magazine though? What if he would have encountered some pet dogs later that day?

  • SeaJ
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    An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

    The shutdown did have to happen (because the cop is a dumbass) but it obviously should have been done by someone who knows what they are doing. The guy should be suspended for being a dumbass and also for leaving his loaded magazine.

    • @SacralPlexus
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      The mechanism they are describing here is the emergency one (like if a human is trapped against the machine by something metal and is being crushed - you need to kill the magnet NOW). There is a slower, much safer mechanism for deactivating the magnet that should have been used here but that would require the officer admitting he had made a mistake and asking for help.

      Also I just want to point out that the rifle should be considered no longer safe to use unless thoroughly inspected by an expert. In a similar case some years back, the police officer’s sidearm was pulled into the machine. After retrieval it was found that the weapon had been magnetized by the scanner and as a result the firing pin was able to spontaneously release.

    • @piecat
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      You don’t have to quench a magnet if it isn’t an emergency, field engineera can ramp it down slowly. Jfc what a moron.

    • @MMNT
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      13 hours ago

      Suspended?

      • @Clent
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        With pay of course.

        Then a medal for bravery against a magnet.

        Later a promotion after his buddies clear him of all wrong doing.

  • @A_Random_Idiot
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    I didnt know they could use the “I smell weed” excuse to raid buildings and stuff now.

    Thats just like, the magic words that make all rights disappear, innit?

  • @JamesTBagg
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    An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

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    High energy usage and a smell of cannabis. If they got a warrant for this raid then there was also a judged who fucked up.

    • @A_Random_Idiot
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      255 hours ago

      “Why would a MEDICAL IMAGING FACILITY have a high power draw? I BET THEY ARE GROWING WEED IN THE MRI MACHINE!”

  • Buelldozer
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    This is the dumbest damned thing I’ve read about all month. What the absolute fuck???

  • @[email protected]
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    Officers allegedly raided the diagnostic center, located in the Van Nuys neighborhood of Los Angeles, thinking it was a front for an illegal cannabis cultivation facility, pointing to higher-than-usual energy use and the “distinct odor” of cannabis plants, according to the lawsuit.

    MRI machine probably draws quite a bit

    • @stoly
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      The real takeaway here is that they bullshitted smelling an odor of cannabis when there was none as an excuse to justify starting the raid in the first place. Some officer(s) lied on a form somewhere.

      • @A_Random_Idiot
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        124 hours ago

        claiming the odor of pot is, was, and will always be a bullshit lie and manufacturing of probable cause.

      • @[email protected]
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        I don’t know if there is any single takeaway here, this story is just fucking ridiculous on every single level.

        1. They bullshited themselves into a search warrant based on typical cannabis “investigation methods”.
        2. In a state where recreational cannabis use is legal.
        3. Persisted in the search even after their main argument for it, high energy usage indicating a grow-op, fell away when it was clear it was indeed a medical facility.
        4. Made the motherfucking “Gun flies to MRI” TV trope a certified reality. This is a thing that verifiably happened now.
        5. Instead of getting help, used a sealed (!) emergency shutdown button…
        6. …which damaged the machine. And released thousands of dollars worth of helium gas.
        7. Forgot their loaded magazine on the ground.

        This can’t be real. I’m fucking dying over here. Please let there be bodycam footage of the cop speaking in a high pitched voice after. (I know the helium was probably not released into the room, but one can hope I guess)

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        Didn’t they recently rule that cops can no longer use the “I smelled weed” excuse as reasonable suspicion/probable cause? Maybe that was just one state.

        Seems doubly ridiculous that this happened in California

        • @Serinus
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          And if it did smell like weed near the MRI place, you know what I’d suspect? That’s a venn diagram with cancer patients in the middle.

          You really want to crack down on cancer patients?

          • @AeonFelis
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            72 hours ago

            You are using critical thinking. Please stop.

          • @stoly
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            165 hours ago

            The answer has always been yes.

            Look, WA was one of the first states to legalize, just weeks after CO. There was a police officer in Seattle who had to be reassigned because he kept writing tickets to people with weed even though it was legal. The point? Right-wing nuts are antisocial.

        • @Khanzarate
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          That was Illinois but honestly it’s just obvious in any state with a recreational/medicinal use law.

          It’s ridiculous they’re allowed to keep using it as an excuse in general.

          • Bizzle
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            24 hours ago

            It has personally saved my ass 👍

      • Flying SquidOP
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        138 hours ago

        Is it even a justification? That’s legal in California.

    • @dogslayeggs
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      479 hours ago

      “Doctors are just a bunch of overeducated assholes who think they are smarter than everyone else. What could they possibly be doing with all that electricity?”

      • LAPD probably
      • Flying SquidOP
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        198 hours ago

        “Experts- what do they know? I definitely smelled weed.”

        • @dogslayeggs
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          “Do you think it’s the clearly sick looking person in a gown standing outside the building labeled a medical facility with a handrolled cigarette that smells like weed?”

          “Nah, that’s just someone who is buying weed from them.”

        • @meco03211
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          “Trust me, I’m an expert.”

  • @DocMcStuffin
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    At one point, an officer walked into an MRI room, past a sign warning that metal was prohibited inside, with his rifle “dangling… in his right hand, with an unsecured strap,” the lawsuit said.

    • Aviandelight
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      Honestly this might be a case where his laziness saved his life. If he’d been strapped in properly depending on where that strap goes he could’ve taken a nasty ride. And that would have been priceless to watch.

      • @[email protected]
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        237 hours ago

        If that had happened, I’d bet money they would have arrested clinic staff for assaulting an officer or some other bullshit charge. They already do this when police shoot innocent bystanders.

  • @Brkdncr
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    Holy shit, they pulled the emergency release on one of those MRI machines. I think that adds a zero or two to the cost of bringing back online.

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      I’m just an XRay tech. But I would expect at least one whole day, for a pair of engineers to get it running again and re-certified. $20-50K for their time, plus missed revenue from the lost day. Best case could total $100K easy. Way more, if the damage is more than cosmetic.

      • @piecat
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        More than a day. Ramping can take multiple days, then it has to be conpletely recalibrated and shimmed.

        Probably need a new magnet, quenching can melt those puppies. Lot of energy stored in that field.

      • @stoly
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        You’re not counting the materials costs. I doubt that medical grade helium is cheap.

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          True. I don’t know how much that is. But liquid helium shouldn’t be “medical grade” really. It’s just a coolant for the superconducting magnets, same as any industrial use.

          • @[email protected]
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            In my experience the only thing that makes a material professional grade is a paper trail. If something goes wrong and you get sued you want to be able to absolutely prove you didn’t cheap out on any of the materials. It adds a lot of cost to keep batches separate and making sure none of the paperwork gets mixed up. Especially if multiple companies are involved in creating and distributing the material. I work in an ISO compliant shop and we have a lot of folders moving around with different orders, it can be a nightmare keeping everything straight when things are busy.

          • @stoly
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            I presume that it has to be certified and probably heavily filtered. It’s not going to be the same as what goes into party balloons.

            • @piecat
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              There isn’t much difference at all.

    • @FruitfullyYours
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      Yeah, quenching the machine makes bringing it back online $200k+ depending on the system

    • Kalkaline
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      Yeah, that liquid helium and the MRI down time are super expensive

    • @[email protected]
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      even if it was quenched the right way: downtime, helium, restarting the entire thing would also cost pretty penny, and maybe replacement of damaged magnet too if that’s what they did

  • Admiral Patrick
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    11010 hours ago

    Not saying drugs haven’t ruined lives, but the war on drugs has ruined far more.

    • @stoly
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      238 hours ago

      Alcohol has ruined far more lives than the drugs the “war” is based on.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      3110 hours ago

      True. But at least we get the occasional comedy out of it.

        • @stoly
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          Everyone who grew up with that was finally exposed to a drug setting–a party, some acquaintance, something. They watched these people do the drug and maybe participated out of curiosity and suddenly realized that the whole DARE thing was just a bunch of propaganda that had nothing to do with reality.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          I think pretty much every kid I knew who went through D.A.R.E. in middle school (including me) ended up smoking a lot of weed in high school.

          D.A.R.E. shirts were a status symbol, but not for the reason they would have liked.

          • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)
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            239 hours ago

            Even D.A.R.E. knew it wasn’t actually effective, but they had sold it to enough lawmakers to get it written into education requirements and the steady stream of money meant they defended it until the end.

            • @Cosmonauticus
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              The sheriff and head of our county DARE program awarded me an award for the best anti-drug essay when I was 10. He committed suicide after getting busted on drug and corruptions charges years later. I’ve been smoking weed pretty regularly since I was 17 and using psychedelics yearly since I was 20

  • @lemmylommy
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    The icing on the donut:

    The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

      • @[email protected]
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        At all points. It was a gang that started wearing was given badges, not a ‘serve and protect’ force that (d)evolved into a gang.

        • @[email protected]
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          Well I can only speak for where I grew up (not CA) in the 90s, and police were far less militarized back then.

          They may have always been racist pieces of shit, but things are definitely much worse than they were back then.

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            Oh, that’s def true, headlines about military equipment being bought by normal USA police departments keep popping up.

            The militarisation def doesn’t help with the problem.

            But I was referring more to the start, the colonial and early independent era, what existing groups were recruited/rebranded into the first police departments.