I guess he thinks he’s one upping Harris or something? Weird.

    • @Treczoks
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      Well, we all know already that he is cheap, bad, tasteless, and overly salty.

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    You know it’s not real because there’s no machines beeping loudly in his ear because a car was in the drivethru for >16 seconds, or manager screaming “Hurry the hell up where are those large fries!?!” or people throwing crap at him for tiktok cred.

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    Dress him up in a fireman hat, let him honk a truck horn, unwrap and rewrap a cheeseburger at a closed restaurant.

    Grandpa is all gone

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      It was a closed restaurant? So that’s why.

      I was wondering why McD HQ hadn’t thrown a fit when AgentOrange got to serve actual people actual food in an actual McDonald’s. I mean the rumors about his personal hygiene would indicate that the restaurant didn’t live up to the McDonald’s hygienic standards.

      You can say what you want about their food, but the hygiene at McDonald’s is impeccable 9.9 times out of 10. So having an unwashed civilian, without training, serving innocent civilians just seemed strange.

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    “THE DEMI-CRATS ARE TRYING TO TAKE YOUR COWS AWAY”

    -old man yelling at America

  • @RampantParanoia2365
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    One of my great regrets from this past year or so was not coming up with a Ronald McDonald meme for DeSantis and Trump.

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    Not gonna lie. If he stays and works a 40 hour week I’ll be impressed. Maybe that’s a bucket list item for him.

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    He looks tired in the photo. And sad

    Tired. SAD!

    Anyways…

  • @Suavevillain
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    This is one for the history books that people won’t believe is real lol.

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      They won’t believe any of it was real.

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          None of it should be. One of the developers of our artificial reality went rogue a while back.

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    Trump has repeatedly accused his Democratic opponent of lying about working at McDonald’s, in large part because the job wasn’t listed on her later resume for a legal job.

    This man doesn’t know how resumes or jobs work.

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      He also couldn’t get hired at McDonalds for real.

      They don’t hire convicted felons IIRC.

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        If that’s really in their hiring policy I hope there’s a class action lawsuit against McD’s for all felons they’ve turned down for jobs in the recent past and then allowing Trump to work there.

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    He’s really fixated on the Harris/McDonald’s thing. I honestly think with his cognitive decline, he can’t comfortably conceive something he loves and something he hates overlapping like this. I know that sounds insane, but let’s remember who we’re talking about.

    He mentions it all the time.

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      I’m also expecting him to start talking about Biden’s dick, given how much he desperately wants Biden back as his opponent along with constantly talking about people’s “schlongs”.

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    A group of Republicans and conservatives who have consistently opposed Trump, called the Lincoln Project, also added, “Good practice for his next job in the prison kitchen.”

    Well, dayam.

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    I feel bad for the workers there. You see so many examples in the past of people meeting the President in “normal” situations and how it’s an experience of a lifetime to remember. I guess this still will be something to remember, but not in the way others have been.

    “I once helped this old guy through a shift in fast food.”

    “Yeah, how was that?”

    “Terrible. He couldn’t understand basic stuff like cooking fries. I had to help him do everything. Oh, he was a former President too.”

    I doubt even a few years ago when Carter was still building houses for people, no one had to walk him through stuff even more complex than cooking fries. Granted he’s had experience working for decades. Can you imagine Trump with a hammer or a power tool?

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      I’d love to see Trump use a power tool. As soon as he scratches his head with a nailgun all our problems will be over.

    • @just_another_personOP
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      Totally. He’s mocking them on a number of different levels, and it’s extra fucked up:

      • he’s been wealthy his entire life and never worked a job
      • he’s doing this to mock Harris
      • it’s not an actual representation of all the bullshit and hard work the people working there have to deal with
      • it’s a campaign stunt
      • he’s probably never even ordered in an actual McDonald’s before
      • he has absolutely no clue what those people get paid
      • those workers won’t even be eligible for the “no tax on tips” bullshit he’s trying to win people over with

      There’s like a dozen more I could pick out, but these are just the most egregious.

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          Of course. They’re all staged. His barbershop bullshit last week was the same thing.

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            It’s so disrespectful to working class people. Of course most Americans won’t realize this.

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              Over half will. Of those, some will overlook it focusing instead on the perceived intent (“he’s trying to be like one of us”). The rest will vote for someone else.

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        it’s not an actual representation of all the bullshit and hard work the people working there have to deal with

        This is the one thing from the list I think many* people don’t understand. Unless you’ve worked in some sort of retail environment, it’s hard to relate to the shitshow they can be.

        *I say many because I have no idea how many people have had a touch of the wonderful world of retail. Maybe a lot have, and some people just are assholes anyway afterwards.

        • @dexa_scantron
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          One out of eight Americans have worked at McDonald’s, so that’s quite a lot.

        • @just_another_personOP
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          If you’ve ever seen someone like a reality TV personality or aging pop star try to start a restaurant, this is that exact same thing. There’s always some SUPER awkward PR footage of these folks working someone else’s job at this new business and trying to show they understand it. They have zero fucking clue. Most recent I can think of was the Eminem fried chicken restaurant he started. So bad.