I have two sisters and I’ve called them “sis (insert sister name)” since so young that when I was about 4 someone asked my sister’s name and I said “sis Karol” as if sis was part of her name lol. Only one note, I said “mana” instead of sis, I translated it to sis here because it is pretty much the same meaning in all ways
I pretty much always answer phone calls from my other (also adult) siblings by saying “Heya sister/brother”
My brother always says “hey little sister” to me though…
that’s kinda sweet
Unless if they’re actually a brother.
My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.
Oh Mein Bruder
Ah, Kwiatz
Doctor?
Those, all the time.
Hello friend
Hello to you as well my friend.
Hello friendos.
My bro used to call me shitpants (in German) and I callt my cousin lovingly “little shitpants” Also been called clevershit a lot by my siblings (which was fair ig.) But when things got tough they had my back.
Pantshitter, mein Froind. Nix shit pants. Klugscheißer ist aber auch hübsch.
All my siblings are way older than me(only lived with one for 4 years), and every one of them besides my sister has greeted me as little shit at some point.
“You’re my present this year”
Is this an incest joke?
I recommend the cj the x video on it.
Based CJ the X enjoyer
I love their videos, insanely chaotic and just all around a brain massage
I love the implication that there is no “real coffee” in west Africa, despite it being in the coffee belt (in contrast to the USA)
Aw man, I love how you just said “extended cut”. It took me a looooong time to realize it’s a parody.
Is it, though?
There is a Folgers ad that is written by people who do not have siblings, and performed by actors who want to fuck each other.
Me and my sister call each other “trash” (sounds better in our language). We constantly make jokes about the other being trash (I.e “I gotta take the trash out” with a subsequent “why do you need to go out?”) etc.
We’re in our 20s
Me and my brother call each other trash in English.
And then you got warhammer 40k writers
Yeah the primarchs do it, and it’s kinda weird. But they are inhuman monsters that have to serve as generals and politicians, so I forgive them.
When space Marines do it the it’s kinda like how priests refer to each other as brother, but also battle brother is a rank.
I think it is also there to make things seem more theatric/dramatic. Like just how many books start with a dramatis personae? We’re not reading about people, we’re reading about characters in a space opera. No matter how you look at it, it’s still pretty silly.
Hail, Honorable Battle Brother! Holy Terra calls for the aid of our chapter!
(I actually know very little about WH40K beyond what one can learn from AlfaBusa in TTS)
It’s gone full circle and there’s a 40k version:
Me, calling my sister:
“Hey.”
No response
“HEY!”
No response
“HEY, DICKLIPS!”
“What?”
Eww
I call both of my siblings shitass (or poopbutt when their kids are around) because my dudes guess what they do with their asses
Have you seen Reservation Dogs?
Weird. I greet mine like Mufasa on the edge of the cliff. “BROTHER!”
I have yet to be thrown to my doom.
My brother and I greet each other by straight-up shouting each other’s names. Sometimes we go back and forth in increasingly-angry tones, before finally ending with a sweet and gentle, “… hi.”
I don’t think I’ve ever called my brother “bro”. I call my friends “bro” all the time.
Idk, I definitely call both my brothers bro, but I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other. They’re also both half-bros tho, so maybe that’s it
I’ve also used brochacho here and there since learning it
I’m also 10 yrs younger than one and 21 yrs older than the other
Did your mom start real young and IVF the last one or did your dad bang younger women?
My mom had my bro at 20, and me at 30. My dad had me at 30 and my lil bro at 52. Dude’s crazy lol
They said Half-Bros, so likely just dad still got swimmers
Imma find some way to use this
my siblings and I call each other then most derogatory nicknames we for each other since we used to argue and fight a lot growing up unless shit is serious. then it’s “hey (actual name)”
my home life wasn’t super stable so I wonder how many families have this kind of sibling relationship
Same except my home life was fairly stable.
Although I guess our nicknames, while certainly insulting, aren’t too derogatory
I just call my brother by his (shortened) name to his face, or his full name to my parents. And “my brother” when referring to him anywhere else.
I just use my sibling’s first name most of the time.
My sister started calling me “little brother” about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.
Same, but every year, they get a shorter and a longer nickname.
Oh I literally almost never use my sister’s name. Like not when I’m talking to her and also even if I’m talking to other people I’ll just say my sister. Sometimes I say my big sister which confuses people because I only have one.
me too
Luckily, though an only child, I had plenty of friends with siblings and I quickly caught on to that ‘sis’ or ‘bro’ was never used in anything except the most facetious fashion.
How do you call your cousins?
“[Name]”
We just called each other cunts
Found the Aussie
Maybe we should just stay bad at writing siblings. Let them keep this one, as a treat.
