Summary

Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) is pushing legislation to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, arguing the U.S. military and taxpayers secure the region, making it “our gulf.”

Greene shared the proposal text on social media, calling for federal agencies to adopt the name change.

She linked the renaming effort to combatting Mexican cartel activity in the Gulf.

Trump supported the name change in a 2024 executive order, but there has been no indication of international adoption, including by the UK.

  • @dhork
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    You know what? Let her have her little hissy fit. Let the Republicans send an unenforceable bill to Trump’s desk so he can sign it with his tiny Sharpie. The more time they spend working on things that are irrelevant, the less time they have to do the really evil shit.

    Democrats should take up their full debate time to say “This is stupid” over and over. Nobody is obligated to listen to us, and not even Trump will nuke London over it.

    • @snekerpimp
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      The problem is they are doing the evil shit quietly in parallel to this clown show, so everyone is distracted by the absurdity and not paying attention to the man behind the curtain.

  • Mister Neon
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    I am an old man originally from Texas. Its name is the Gulf of Mexico and I’m going to dead name it until the day I die.

    This whole naming process is a smoke screen for the criminal and fascist bullshit the Trump Administration & friends are trying to pull.

    I hope Tecciztecatl or Coyolxauhqui takes offense to this and slams the Moon into the Earth like Majora’s Mask. This world is too stupid to live.

    • @blazeknave
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      Where are the other old Texan men with your values?

    • @binary45
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      What are Tecciztecatl and Coyolxauhqui the gods of? I presume that they’re from Mayan myth…

      • Mister Neon
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        Short answer: Aztec moon gods.

        Long answer:

        Both Coyolxauhqui and Tecciztecatl are lunar deities.

        According to the traditions of Central Mexico Tecciztecatl (also known as Tecuciztecatl) was the son (with breasts) of Tlaloc & Chalchiuhtlicue. Their name translates to “Person from Conch Land (place)” and is depicted with a sea shell on their head in the Codex Borgia. He was chosen to become the new solar deity in Teotihuacán during the creation of the 5th sun, but hesitated at the last moment. Nanahuatzin then threw himself into the sacred pyre created for the ritual thus becoming Tonatiuh the sun. Tecciztecatl shamed then followed becoming the moon (after getting a rabbit thrown at them).

        Coyolxauhqui is a lunar deity in the pantheon of the Tonochca who are the Mexica residents of Tenochtitlán. She is the sister of Huitzilopochtli the patron deity of the altepetl (city-state) who was a solar deity and her a lunar counterpart. She was dismembered by Huitzilopochtli and either all her parts or just her head (I can’t remember which) was thrown into the sky to become the moon.

        The word Aztec was invented in the early 1800’s by a German scholar so that’s why I pointed out regional differences.

        • @binary45
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          Thanks! So apparently I was wrong on what my this they come from, but it’s all quite enlightening!

          • Mister Neon
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            You’re more than welcome. I’m an absolute Aztec history dork so it’s always a pleasure to rant about them. Truthfully I don’t know about the Maya as much as central Mexico, but I know their moon goddess is called Ix Chel who holds a rabbit a lot.

    • @[email protected]
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      while I get the sentiment, it’s common to call Deutchland “Germany,” “Allemagne” (or similar sounding) “Tiskland” or “Xīdé” depending on your language. A lot of languages have a variant similar to

      Nyeh + mass + ka

      No place really has a set “name.”

  • Th4tGuyII
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    If the right-wing is good at one thing, its distraction. All this stuff about the Gulf of Mexico, Canada, and Greenland is just plain noise designed to detract from Trump fucking around with Trans right, pulling out of the Paris Agreement (again), and all the other insidious bullshit he and his cronies are working away at

    • @CharlesDarwin
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      Also, the transpanic stuff and the climate stuff is ALSO a distraction and that is this - the MAIN agenda is to enrich donvict and all his cronies, and do jack shit about the price of eggs. Oh, which are actually going up.

      The dipshits that voted for him because “he do good economy” and the price of eggs need lots of distractions right now. The broligarchs would love to make money like they did under Covid and they would love to see idiots that voted for donvict suffer.

  • Skeezix
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    Is the price of eggs down yet?

    • @jj4211
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      As funny as that is, it’s actually someone that is going to set Trump up for undeserved success.

      When the shortage subsides, the egg prices will go down, even if nothing else does. He’ll gloat so much…

      • @MutilationWave
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        If bird flu is contained then the shortages will stop. Or we could defund everything, let it run wild until it jumps to humans, and make covid look like a wet fart. Which direction are we running in?

    • @[email protected]
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      Soon! By immediately relaxing regulation and doing everything to make sure bird flu happens, eggs are about to get cheaper

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s leveled out up here in Canada. There was actually a pretty dramatic new affordability section in the store when I was last in it.

      • FiveMacs
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        It’ll go down in price once Canada stops sending their eggs to the US. Hoping electricity also goes down to when that’s cut

        • @T00l_shed
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          No, hydro one will add a charge for surplus energy produced.

    • @T00l_shed
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      No, they have to focus on important stuff first. Like reassigning genders, renaming a body of water. You know, important things that actually help people.

    • Atelopus-zeteki
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      They are just stirring up trouble, so people will pay attention to that narrative, rather than all the ways that they are stealing the country blind.

    • @SamboT
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      711 days ago

      Seems like they know that, and that acting dumb is helpful for them.

  • @DarkFuture
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    I demand an IQ test for individuals running for Congress.

  • @[email protected]
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    We need to rename the Statue of Liberty to the Statue of America. In its current state it’s just woke propaganda with a sign actively promoting illegal immigration. It’s downright un-American.

    • @TwanHE
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      They should name it what it was intended to be called: Egypt Carrying the Light to Asia.

      But I’m not sure how many Americans would know that’s it’s actually a recycled hand me down.

    • @friend_of_satan
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      I would not be surprised if Trump and his party tried to remove it because it represents a woke DEI ideology.

    • @FlowVoid
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      10 days ago

      If America tries to rename the Gulf of Mexico, then Mexico should rename itself “Real America”.

      Bonus: it also works in Spanish.

    • @ArtVandelay
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      19 days ago

      I think the only reason they have it and tried this yet is they simply haven’t thought about it. I guarantee you if Trump were to read that comment, first of all he wouldn’t understand the sarcasm, and would on ironically try and do that.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s not deadnaming. It’s the name the body of water chose. The Trump administration is forcing it adopt an assigned named that doesn’t fit its identity.

    • @Kaput
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      I’ll start calling the Cuban Golf

  • @givesomefucks
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    “Pennsylvania Dutch” means German ancestry because when people asked where they were from, they said Deutschland.

    And the Dutch being from Holland didn’t exactly make sense either.

    So trump and the Republicans might be able to make American federal Agencies call it that…

    But absolutely no one else has to follow suit

    Different countries call things different names. And only incredible ignorant people don’t understand that in 2025

    • Skua
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      The Dutch-from-Holland thing is basically a quirk of the historical relationship between England and the Netherlands. Originally the English referred to all continental Germanic people as Dutch (from Deutsch, of course). Then the Netherlanders started to become a distinct group quite separate from other Germans. However, England had way more contact with the Netherlanders, who were both geographically closer and also a huge naval presence in the seas around England, so the name stuck to them instead of the Germans

      • @[email protected]
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        Engand had massive textile trade with Flanders, sending wool, undyed and finished cloth to traders there. Originally, the Flemish did almost all the weaving, but the English moved up the value chain over the centuries. Where I live near the southwestern coast of England, there’s an estuary town where the cloth merchants lived and kept their showrooms, with houses that look like they’d be more at home in Antwerp or Amsterdam. The presence of Flemish and Dutch merchants in our city are also the reason we have the oldest continuously operating synagogue in England, as well as an ancient Jewish graveyard (the nonconformists soon got a graveyard next to it, since they weren’t allowed to be buried within the city walls either). The Low Countries were less antisemitic than most places in northern Europe.

        And the later merchants’ bloodless coup that installed King Billy (a Dutch speaker who couldn’t understand English) further cemented economic and elite ties, as well as persecuting the Irish even more murderously than Oliver Cromwell’s mob did.

        Apart from Pas de Calais and Brittany, the low countries were also the nearest shipping destinations from England.

  • @WhatYouNeed
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    Mexicans were there first. They got dibs on the name.

  • @Rhoeri
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    Bets on whether or not she even knew where the Gulf of Mexico was this time last week?

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    It’s soo dumb.

    The “Gulf of Mexico” was named before the country was officially named Mexico. The “Gulf of America” was historically a gulf in eastern Russia.

    Both Mexico and USA are part of North America, so I suppose the name makes sense, but why do the republicans think it’s a patriotic thing for them? Why is New York named after a town in England? Why don’t they rename it to… “America” and change the name of he state to “America”

    • @[email protected]
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      Henceforth all cities, states, towns and rivers will be called America. The United Americas of America.

    • Canadian_anarchist
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      While they’re Americanizing names, they might as well bring back Liberty Cabbage and Freedom Fries.

    • @[email protected]
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      The Gulf of America.

      If you think about it, it actually makes sense. We’d be staking a claim to something we have no right to and we’ve filled it with garbage and oil. We’ve done so much damage to it, that it’s barely recognizable compared to 100 years ago.

      It’s pretty much Water USA.

      If y’all have any other bodies of water you think should be named after us, go ahead and do it! A puddle with a dead bird in it, your toilet, your uncle’s piss-filled pants after he passed out from too many beers. USA! USA! USA!