The memes make themselves

  • JaggedRobotPubes
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    542 minutes ago

    He’ll believe the robot wives when they pay him the compliments he programmed them to give.

  • @[email protected]
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    13 minutes ago

    Well, he’s a eugenicist (and thinks he’s got the best genes) so I’m guessing this is part of his plan to make certain populations stop breeding.

  • Diplomjodler
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    112 hours ago

    I’m looking forward to the anguished screeching when they find out that male sexbots will be a thing too.

    • @hakunawazo
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      114 minutes ago

      Would be an interesting timeline if your hookup line is: “Hey, our sexbots should totally smash.”

      • Diplomjodler
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        111 minutes ago

        We’re just a few pandemics away from that.

  • @Shou
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    173 hours ago

    Awesome. As a woman, I cannot wait for the day men will be so occupied with a robot waifu, that we can finally walk safely at night.

  • @buzz86us
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    21 hour ago

    Hopefully I won’t have to deal with creepy girls staring then looking at me like I’m the creep.

  • @[email protected]
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    I really don’t understand the dot connection from sexbots existing to women becoming secound class citizens or whatever they think will happen. It’s as if they think women only exist for sex and marriage and won’t have a purpose without it. And that’s not even to go into their assumption that every single person will decide that having a human connection is pointless and can be replaced by a non sentient(god I hope so) sexbot.

    • @[email protected]
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      104 hours ago

      I feel like it would free a lot of women to focus on their careers and stuff as opposed to being conditioned to find a husband.

    • @toynbee
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      06 hours ago

      So you’re suggesting that people - especially those in power - seem to think that women are equals who have individual identities and worth?

      I’m not a woman, so I’m probably not qualified to comment; and I’m not intending to attack you personally, only address what you say here; but it does seem like in many cases women get a bum rap.

      What is a dot connection?

  • @taiyang
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    376 hours ago

    Is this how we remove these “alphas” from the gene pool? Hmmm… carry on.

    • @7355608
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      105 hours ago

      And nothing of value was lost.

  • Nougat
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    317 hours ago

    I feel like someone, somewhere, ate the onion.

    • @taiyang
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      126 hours ago

      At this point, I think the universe has eaten the onion.

  • @ohwhatfollyisman
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    738 hours ago

    i’m not a woman but something tells me that they wouldn’t want to be with a person who even remotely considers the idea of owning a robotic sex-slave.

    • @ChexMax
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      376 hours ago

      … Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I’d be interested in a robot wife… I’ve got my husband for sex but we’re tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We’d both like a wife.

    • @[email protected]
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      176 hours ago

      Most of those men were never that desirable on a personality level anyway.

      They think of women in transactional terms, where they only do what’s necessary to get laid.

      I think, especially the incel types almost live in an RPG. Women are just NPCs, you do some quests for them, fetch her father’s sword from the orc cave, hit the right speech options and if you gathered enough reputation, you get the ethereal pussy of power that gives +5 on mana.

      Switching directly to robots does make sense in that world.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 hour ago

        the thing i just cannot wrap my head around with these people is what the hell they’re after, they claim they don’t like women and yet they’re clearly thirsting after them.

        best i can guess is that they’re just profoundly mentally unhealthy and unable to realize that if they want a partner they should just… be desirable, which easy to get started with by learning how to cook and being nice to people.

        • @[email protected]
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          148 minutes ago

          They see women as accessories, like a tie or jacket, and fundamentally less valuable than themselves.

          I think this is partly driven by a mixture of misogyny and low self-esteem. A woman on equal footing might threaten their very fragile self worth.

          So being a normal person would mean partial submission to a woman (because that’s just part of being in a relationship, you’re not always on top), but at the same time they feel the societal need for a woman, because only having sex makes them true men.

          And it’s also the typical self-victimization of fascist Ideologies. Nazis are victims of the Jews, current fascists are victims of immigrants or Muslims, incels are victims of Chad Thundercock.

    • @[email protected]
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      478 hours ago

      Am a woman - can confirm. It’s such a self own it’s laughable. They didn’t want a partner in the true sense to begin with.

        • @[email protected]
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          114 hours ago

          Do you talk about your worries and fears to the fleshlight beside your bed? Do you try and plan a future with the magazine you’ve made sticky?

          All to say I don’t care what gets your jollies off (legally of course) but there’s a huge difference between self pleasure and building a life with another human being.

          Maybe you’ll experience it some day.

          • @LibreHans
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            -44 hours ago

            You don’t know what people with do with their bots. You’re just looking for somebody to hate.

            • @[email protected]
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              34 hours ago

              You’re the one who asked me if I had sex toys. Seems like you’re framing it just right.

            • TSG_Asmodeus (he, him)
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              14 hours ago

              You’re just looking for somebody to hate.

              You’re supposed to look away from the mirror when you’re talking to someone.

        • @[email protected]
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          84 hours ago

          What a stupid question. Do you think people use sex toys as a replacement for emotional intimacy and shared life experiences or is this a self-tell that you think relationships are nothing more than sex?

          • @LibreHans
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            04 hours ago

            Are you going to force people who own bots to use them for emotional intimacy and shared life experiences, or does your crystal ball tell you this will happen?

            • @[email protected]
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              I mean that seems hugely implied by the pictures in the above post no?

              Edit: oh you said forced. No? But I don’t see how that’s relevant. Why would you ask “Do you have sex toys?” In response to that comment?

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean, they would most likely also make a male version.

      And then we can all join in on the fun with both. Might even be able to do the more advanced Kama Sutra stances that are normally reserved for orgies.

      You can bet it will be someones kink.

    • trainsaresexy
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      28 hours ago

      This makes me think of those whole torso dildos.

      If anyone reads this and owns one, please explain.

        • trainsaresexy
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          12 hours ago

          I think I’m poking fun of torso dildos. I usually have a tenga in my drawer.

      • @[email protected]
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        58 hours ago

        Robot wives are pretty much exactly what the whole torso dildo is. Only, someone who has the whole torso dildo isn’t taking it out to dinner and dancing and showing it off like it’s trophy.

        • @Zexks
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          12 hours ago

          They have dolls for that. And people have been. There’s documentaries and videos all about it already.

        • trainsaresexy
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          48 hours ago

          That’s beyond comprehension. No sane person is taking their dildo out for dinner or to a friends house to watch a movie. They’d have to be android quality.

      • @Fosheze
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        16 hours ago

        Whole torso dildo? Like the super long ones?

        • trainsaresexy
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          12 hours ago

          No no it’s like a human body without any limbs.

          I guess now that I think about it the limbs would be flaily and weird. I don’t think there is a head either, just the torso.

          If you’re not familiar with this there are dildo conventions that showcase all the latest and greatest.

    • Rizo
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      11 hour ago

      Timeline: next year 😂🤣

      • @Valmond
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        13 hours ago

        The “robots” will only exist online.