• @Bieren
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    68 hours ago

    California has private firefighters. This is not a joke, they really do.

  • acargitz
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    4216 hours ago

    There is no elite prime plan for climate change, bitch.

      • acargitz
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        2015 hours ago

        In the end, without some kind of society to support you, all you can do with your wealth is stick it up your ass.

        (Like not you zarathustra0, the figurative “you”.)

        • @Zorque
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          514 hours ago

          Don’t worry, they’re doing their best to replace society with LLMs.

          They seem to have a pretty good stranglehold on it in the mean time, though.

  • @Zorque
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    2214 hours ago

    This is indistinguishable from satire for me. I honestly can’t tell if it is or isn’t.

    • Deacon
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      914 hours ago

      It ain’t going to get any easier either.

  • @ThePyroPython
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    Fun fact: this is how fire fighters used to be.

    There’d be fire markers on the outer walls to indicate which fire protection company covered that building and whichever firefighter turned up would bill that fire protection company who’d then bill the customer/customer’s insurance company.

    Edit: typo.

  • Ben Hur Horse Race
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    1515 hours ago

    ironically Wasser, of course means water in German … Wasserman will pay any amount… for water

  • Scrubbles
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    2617 hours ago

    Remember, according to their followers California deserves this for being heathens. Not the flood in NC though, or the hurricane in FL. Those are just flukes, but anyone in CA deserves it according to them. Even this guy.

  • @ChicoSuave
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    1916 hours ago

    For as much as authoritarians and the GOP voters hate California, a lot of them live there. Just another facet of their “Rules for thee” lifestyle.

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      1015 hours ago

      Some of them are leaving - and making a big spectacle of it and using their departure to feed into the lie that “EvErYoNe iS LeAviNg CaLiFoRniA!!1!”

      But I wish more of the really obnoxious ones would leave. The reasonable Republicans/moderate conservatives? I have no problem with them staying and promoting a different perspective. That’s good for the state. But the reactionary hard-core cult members can fuck right off.

      • Lemminary
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        714 hours ago

        I have no problem with them staying and promoting a different perspective.

        I wish conservatism wasn’t the only different perspective being promoted. It’s the gateway to all the bullshit happening everywhere.

    • Porto881
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      1316 hours ago

      Think of Trump, a billionaire New York real estate mogul, who’s made his career off the support of people who… hate rich city-dwellimg developers.

  • @leadore
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    513 hours ago

    Fake, but funny.

    • @[email protected]
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      611 hours ago

      Many news sources are reporting that it is a real tweet.

      huffpo article

      Apparently the tweet has been deleted. If its fake its bamboozled dozens of reputable news outlets. Looks real to me.

      • @leadore
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        38 hours ago

        I had called fake because that account doesn’t even exist, but according to that article (thanks for the link), the entire account was deleted as well.

    • acargitz
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      1016 hours ago

      Delicious “where is your God now” moment.

    • @[email protected]
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      110 hours ago

      I am not really sure capitalism is the problem, rather tech and politics. I mean, do you have any practical alternative to the oil industry and also a handful of skilled politicians that will convince most of the population to consume less than they already do for a few years while we implement this new tech?

      The point isn’t the economy, is those which consume it: us, we, me and you.

  • @ebolapie
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    716 hours ago

    Thinking big and thinking ahead are woke, I want to throw money at any problem instead.

  • @iAvicenna
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    615 hours ago

    “what do you mean money cant solve side effects of climate crisis”

  • @mydude
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    214 hours ago

    Hasn’t California had super majority democratic rule for like ten years straight? Why is op complaining on Trump supporter?

    • @anthropomorphized
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      513 hours ago

      Trump withholds aid from states he didn’t win, or governor’s he doesn’t like. Regressive climate policy in general, remember when he said Cali should rake the forest. X poster wasn’t satire, and vocally supports a regime that will abandon him to flames

    • @[email protected]
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      010 hours ago

      Not really sure what they are getting on here.

      Since when laughing at people losing their homes is a now a political thing, exactly?